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Not today Justin

JBB: An Artblog!
Jules of Nature
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we're not kids anymore.

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RPers: Reblog if you are 18 or older
This means you are legal in the US and won’t have anyone else arrested for smutting with you if that is so.
So, just please reblog if you are.
Goat simulator
"This… is a game I guess. Might as well try it out since I have it."
Starting the game up for it’s first run Kei goofs around for a few minutes.
"Goats, broken physics, and destructible items. I’m not feeling too much out of this"
Three hours later he closes the game and resumes his everyday life. He’s unlocked every achievement related to violence and a couple others.
"That’ll be enough of that game forever."
Send me a "旦" If our muses haven't interacted yet and but you want us to change that.
Send me a videogame and I'll tell you what my muses are like playing it.
Improvement Meme
I figured a small ‘improvement meme’ would be a fine idea for RPers looking to brush up their skills and topple weaknesses, so here it is. Feel free to use the symbols or go for a more in depth response. Yes, you can send any of these to me too.
☢: You need to work on character responses, they tend to be bland.
✄: Your RP responses are really short/ could have more effort put in!
Σ: You’re messing up your punctuation here and there.
▼: Try to improve your spelling/Grammar
☯: Try to open up to more RPers, you’re great, but you’re missing out on a lot of potentially amazing RPs!
▲: Try to be more positive on yourself, there’s no reason to hate on yourself so much.
☠: You need to be more respectful.
✈: You need to improve your action sequences or reactions of characters.
❤: You’re doing amazing, we can always improve but every RP I read of yours is a joy.
✉: Message more RPers and get some more activity going please.
Ⓐ: Fight scenes could use more work.
❥: Romantic Scenes can be awkward, do your best to improve on this, and look out for common pitfalls!
☁: You might want to take another look at your character/characters and work on them a bit more. Every great character has a flaw or two.
✪: Joker *Whatever you feel needs to be addressed*
If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
The First Apprentice
"That’s what I thought, looking at those small, dainty hands of yours. Anyway…"
He goes ahead to the Grindstone, taking off an old sword from the wall on the way.
"You have to be very careful and patient when sharpening weapons. More accidents occur when performing weapon maintenance than at any other time, so make sure that you are paying 100% attention to what you are doing and eliminate outside distractions. We’ll practice on cheap stainless steel first, with the Grindstone. I don’t think you ever used one?"
Small, dainty hands? He had never heard anyone say anything like that before in his life, but looking at them it was true, at least compared to Gobber's large, meaty hands. Kei supposed that it could give him a little starting boost in handling tools, but practice would be the key.
"I'm pretty sure I have the patient and focused parts down, I've had plenty of time to practice them growing up. I think I should also be fine with the careful part too, because I used to tend a garden with a few exotic plants."
Checking over the grindstone he now stood in front of, it definitely was not something he had used before. The large stone wheel looked to be a similar material as a whetstone, but that's about where the similarity ended.
"No, never used one of these before. Looks like a big, round whetstone on some metal rig though.
Killer's Train Car {ca open}
"So they can not be killed because of how strong they are. But they are willing to let themselves be defeated. Because of their power, they can live for so long and that would make then Not Equal to everyone else. Am I understanding this correctly?"
"Yeah, that about covers it. Pretty fun world I lived in eh? All kinds that would seem insane to the normal human happen on a daily basis at the high school I go to. A good amount of blood has been spilled there but nobody died at the high school... at least permanently. "
The First Apprentice
"Aha, that’s more like it!"
Gobber nods and hands out gloves and a mask to Kei.
"If they don’t fit you, I’ll make you something smaller later. Prepared those for my first apprentice here. It’ll do for now, I think. Right now, there are no requests. But then, I think there aren’t enough people yet that know about this place. It’s not that bad yet, means we have more time to get on this. I’ll show you the place and the tools, and what you do with them. After that, I’ll have you sharpen a sword.”
Taking the gear, he did his best to put it on. The mask fit pretty well, just a little strange of a shape. On the other hand the gloves were quite a bit over-sized. They stayed on his hands at least, so it should be fine for now.
"The mask should be fine, but smaller gloves would probably be a good idea. I think I'm good to sharpen the sword if you'll lead me to the tools."
Kei assumed that a forge has some more advance way to sharpen weapons that a simple whetstone, but he didn't really know what that'd be. The technique hopefully would at least be similar.
The First Apprentice
Gobber laughs lightly.
"Yes, I know what you wrote me, although I am not that much into this paper-business. What I tried to ask is, what you would do generally before forging or sharpening, not what you WANT to do. This is no request show, anyway. So, you come into the forge. What would be your first steps? Just taking the hammer and hammer on something? Starting to sharp something, right away? Or looking for some gloves or masks first, hm?"
Althought Gobber isn’t caring much about safety himself, he had to teach his apprentices properly about everything. Especially those without any experiences about forging itself.
"Oh, my misunderstanding."
Kei would have been embarrassed, if he were a Normal person, but since it was just a simple mistake, he felt little about it. From what he knew of forges, there was a lot of hot bright stuff going on, so gear sounded right.
"I'd say protecting gear would the best place to start. Don't wanna get blinded, burned, or sliced. Then check what orders or requests there are to work on."
The First Apprentice
keimunakata Hey, looking to be an apprentice. As the url says muse is Kei Munakata. Very minimum experience with dragons, but weapons, very much so. He’d also stay afterwards as a co-worker.
"Ohh, apparently, I got my first apprentice here! Very well then! Welcome to my forge! Every start is hard, and although you’re not exactly my first apprentice, it is a while since I introduced someone into forging! Might be a little rusty. I prefer ‘learning by doing’, so I’ll show you the things and how to work with these. Pay attention!”
Gobber hobbles over to his working bench.
"Before starting to work, what would you do first?"
"I think sharpening would be the best place to start. As I said in my application, I have a lot of experience with weapons so we can start with an area I already have some knowledge of."
"Though I'm not particularly good at most things, so I thought working under a professional would give me the drive to actually get better at working with weapons."
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or am currently playing somewhere else!
Hurt rp Starters
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
Is there a muse you'd really love to see me play?
SEND ME A SYMBOL AND I WILL TELL YOU:
♪: A song (or two) that I associate with my character
♥: Most wanted AU
♦: Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar
♣: The url I wanted but didn't get
♠: A character I desperately want to roleplay with
‽: An unpopular/unusual ship with my character that I love
✄: Something about my portrayal that differs from others
✰: A reaction image I will probably never use
☠: A popular fanon headcanon about my character that bugs me
☢: Something about my character that I've never explored but want to
☃: A character I played on a whim and gave up on
✌: A character I played on a whim and FELL IN LOVE WITH
❅: A character I'm tempted to play
✔: What got me into roleplaying
reblog with your characters face when he/she is looking at the booty
I leave for hour to mow the lawn and this is what I return to. Why am I never here when this kinda fun stuff happens? I had to leave halfway through the oranges yesterday too.