Charlie Is My Darling

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[keith-the-hoe]

Nicknames I have given to The Rolling Stones members

Migg Jagged= Mick Jagger

The Hoe or monkey= Keith Richards

Big Nose Whore= Ronnie Wood

Unibrow Hoe= Charlie Watts

Güero or Güerito= Brian Jones

The Sus One= Mick Taylor

The Glimmer Hoes= Mick and Keef

You'll regret following me

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

I am at my absolute lowest

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Milk Jagger Monday

[walkingcentral-park]

(Sleeping in the same room)

Charlie: Good night everyone.

Keith: Good night.

Ronnie: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik tok. On the clock. But the party don’t stop-

Mick: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[keith-the-hoe]

this is a slut shame mick jagger free zone service

[walkingcentral-park]

Ronnie: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Charlie: ... that’s what tax evasion is.

[waugh-bao]

Bill: Wondering how long it's going to take Keith to see they've lost the drummer

Ronnie: Just realized he left the oven on at home

Mick: Loving this

Keith: Over this

Charlie: Climbed out the bathroom window and ran to freedom half an hour ago

[walkingcentral-park]

Mick: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Keith: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

[walkingcentral-park]

Ronnie, texting Charlie: (sends a voice message)

Charlie, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Ronnie: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

(Later)

Charlie: (presses play)

Ronnie's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[keithrichrdsmoved]

bitey freak? bitey freak!

[keith-the-hoe]

mick... mick please ron ron is just trying to play his guitar ✋😳

[urbadmami]

1973 poster of The Rolling Stones by Guy Peelaert

[waugh-bao]

Pictured: Charlie Watts makes his 947th (unsuccessful) attempt to escape from the Stones (David Webster, 2012).

The next year, he would try to escape by, instead of making a mad dash for freedom, passing himself off as Taylor Swift. It was also unsuccessful.

[keith-the-hoe]

giving this blog a makeover just to make it more pleasing to the eye

enjoy!!

[keith-the-hoe]

oh man look at these hot n sexy mfs 🥵

[onlysleeping66]

Rolling Stones

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They’re rating your cock

[aimeeshka]

Mick jagger

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