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Zed: Yes but that is grammatically incorrect
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Zed: I am, as they say, āawakeā
Leo: Do you mean āwokeā?
Zed: Yes but that is grammatically incorrect
KK: *Coughs violently*
Steven: Donāt die
KK: Donāt tell me what to do
Leo: Can you guys just try to see from my perspective?
Zed: *Kneels down*
Zapp: *Gets on knees*
Leo:
Leo: I hate both of you
Klaus: If you kill a killer the number of killers would stay the same in the world
Steven, drinking coffee: Alright then kill two
Klaus, interviewing Zapp for the first time: Tell me a strength
Zapp: Iām a decision maker
Klaus: Excellent. How about a weakness?
Zapp: Iām a bad decision maker
Leo: Iām gonna play a song for you. Itās called āMy Life so Farā
Leo: *Takes a deep breath and strums a chord*
Leo: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zapp: *Playing guitar awfully*
Chain: Do you take request?
Zapp: Yes!
Chain: Stop.
Klaus: Iām having a baby
Leo: Okay, thatās great congrats-
Klaus, slamming down adoption papers: Itās you, sign here
Zapp: I have a plan but I need some help with it
Steven, spinning a wheel with their names on it: Zed, itās you
Zed: Damnit
Zapp: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Zed: Youāre a hazard to society
Steven: And a coward, do 20
Leo: Wanna see how tough I am?
Leo: *Punches wall*
Leo: Zapp, please take me to the hospital
Zapp: If I run and jump towards Klaus, he will surely catch me in his arms
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Zapp, running towards Klaus: INCOMING
Klaus: NO! IāM HOLDING TEA-
Klaus: *Drops tea and catch Zapp in his arms*
Steven: Klaus, I think itās time Leo knows about the birds and the bees
Klaus: Okay Iāll tell him
Klaus, Turning to Leo: They are disappearing at an alarming rate
Kekkai Sensen at A Party
Leo: Shows up early to help set up. Probably booked the venue. Is allowed exactly 1 drink. Just sits back with Klaus, Black, and White and watches everything go down. Probably gets mugged in the bathroom. Leaves with White and Black because Black is startled after Zapp takes his pants off and KK threw up on him.
Klaus: Probably threw the party. Everything is getting out of hand. Kinda scared but is just glad his friends are enjoying themselves. Drives KK and Luciana home.
Steven: Helps Klaus plan the party. āI knew this was a bad idea.ā Drinks wine to be classy. Socializes with Klaus and Leo for a while. Basically becomes a TS and keeps everyone from dying. Gets hit on by almost all the girls there including Chain. Gets at least 6 girlās phone numbers. Realizes heās gotten a little too tipsy and decided to call a cab before he becomes too wasted.
Zapp: Only came for the booze. Brings 2 dates to the party who fight each other there. Ends up hooking up with a girl in the bathroom. Probably one of the most wasted there. Wakes up on the rooftop, ass naked, with his wallet missing and $40,000 in debut.
Zed: Is embarrassed by Zapp. āWhat would Master say if he saw you right now?ā Probably gets hit on but is completely oblivious to it. Hangs out with Chain until she gets wasted. Leaves because he fears for his safety.
Chain: Only came because she had nothing better to do. Probably gets hit on by a lot of guys. Leo and Klaus have to step in after 1 guy gets a little handsy. Decides to hang out with Zed and gossip in the corner. Gets wasted and hits on Steven. Too tired to go home so she just sleeps on one of the couches at the office.
KK: Says sheās only gonna have 1 drink so she can go home early. She has 12 drinks. Drunk cries on Klausās shoulder as she tells him repeatedly that āHeās a beautiful manā. Gets driven home by Klaus afterwards.
Gilbert: Doesnāt drink, like at all. Klaus gave him the night off but he insisted on attending the party as a staff member and not as a guest. Just really stands back and watches it all go down. Probably ends up reading a book. Also ends up chilling with Sonic for a while. Makes sure all the guests get home safely and calls everyone a cab. Helps Klaus clean up in the morning.
Lucky: Shows up to socialize with the ladies. All the ladies think heās a total creep. Gets wasted to cope. Drunkenly tells Klaus heād make the perfect ladies man and tired to give him some tips (which arenāt tips and are just him making gurgling noises). Tells Zed heās very pretty. Finds some old newspapers and makes a hat out of them. Was probably the one to put Zapp on the roof. Passes out in the floor, hugging a potted plant.
Patrick: Is pumped up to go. First to get wasted. Plays strip poker with Luciana and loses miserably. Throws up in a fish tank. Decides to become a stripper and Neyka has to stop him from trying to take his clothes off every 5 seconds. Last to leave. Fights Neyka after she says he canāt sleep on the curb.
Neyka: Goes knowing sheāll have to drive Patrick home. Just lets him do his thing as she goes to the bar to get snacks. Probably has to throw hands with some bitch who thinks sheās a loli. Just sits with Sonic in her lap for a while, just patting his head. Basically has to drag Patrick out kicking a screaming. Is very tempted to just put him in an alleyway and leave him there. Is very done with Patrickās shit.
Luciana: Already has an IV bag ready at home. She apologizes to Klaus in advance. Starts a drunken argument with Zapp over the color green. Wins $50 from playing Patrick at strip poker. Probably puts Steven in a head lock (like in the manga). Breaks her glasses. Passes out on Klaus after telling him she was really craving waffles. Is driven home by Klaus. Wakes up to a note from Klaus along with a box of Eggo.
Michella: Is not allowed to go to the party and doesnāt really care to. Probably FaceTimes Leo while heās there. Spends a nice evening at home and then has a pleasant phone conversation with Leo when he returns home. Secretly promises herself to never go to a party again after hearing her brotherās stories.
Sonic: Only went to find Leo and got lost. Heās a little scared. He just kinda accepts it and chills for a while. Neyka is super polite to him and shares a bowl of peanuts with him. Sonic also chills with Gilbert for a while. He eventually finds Leo and heads home. Is asleep by time Leo gets home.
White: Gets invited by Leo. Invites her brother because she thinks it will be good for him. Is allowed exactly 2 drinks. Probably punches Zapp in the face for hitting on her and insulting Black. Looks at the fish tank until Patrick threw up in it. Mainly just sat with Klaus, Leo, and Black. Got a little annoyed by Black constantly clinging to her and begging her to go home. Decides itās time to go after Zapp takes his pants off. Upon returning home she helps get the vomit out of Blackās hair.
Black: Only goes because White and Leo are going. Really shy and scared by every little noise. Is given a beer which he just ends up giving to his sister to drink because heās too scared. Begs White to leave 15 minutes after arriving. Eventually convinces White and Leo to leave. Goes home covered in vomit, glitter and stale beer. Is never going to a party again.
Despair: Only shows up to spite all the members of Libra. Is really boardddd. Thinks this party is nothing compared to the parties heās used to. Goes home first. Complains to Femt and Aligura about the party. Secretly wishes he stayed.
Zed: Why are you on the floor?
Zapp: I have depression
Zapp:
Zapp: And Iāve also been stabbed 6 times, can you get Klaus?
Klaus, watching the news: Where are you guys? What happened?
Leo: Were downtown. Zapp is having trouble dealing with his feelings
Klaus: So he stabbed someone?
Zapp, crying in the background: Well, maybe I was feeling stabby!
Despair: You fight like a girl
Leo: Yeah, well where I come from thatās a compliment!
White, from a distance: Damn stright!