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Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

#Have not truly lived until you've almost been killed by a honda civic with a maryland flag sticker in the shape of a crab #though having driven in both #I never understood how Massachusetts got the reputation for bad drivers when Maryland exists #I'm assuming bias by rural New Englanders having to navigate paved roads for the first time

Appreciate that both teams in this match said no defending we die like men

#world cup 2026 #France v England

Can't believe England killed Norway for that. Drawing all those fouls, getting our goal chalked off, all to get to the semi-finals only for the spirit of Gareth Southgate ca. Euros 2021 to possess Thomas Tuchel in the 70th minute.

#England #MY SOLE CONSOLATION WAS THAT YOU COULD TAKE OUT ARGENTINA #Now I have to spend the final listening to commentators endlessly praise Messi and ugh I just cannot #Spain please play your boring perfect soccer and smother Argentina #Need the dullest match you've seen to end with Spain winning like 1-0 #To punish Infantino #The spirit of the 2014 world cup final

teehee Argentina now being on the recieving end of Elliot Anderson's bullshit instead of us

Absolutely sucks that we were robbed of seeing Egypt defeated by an Albanian who ultimately answers to some guy called Murat.

#could've feasted off of those Ottoman Empire jokes for YEARS #world cup 2026 #Although do wonder how badly Egypt's coach would've crashed out if his team had lost to Switzerland

Thought I would be fine with going out to England but it just really felt like we could have won it and then who knows how far we could have gone. I mean we wouldn't have won the whole thing (and probably for the best - spared having to see Trump give the trophy to Ødegaard), that would be France or Spain but like we could absolutely beat Argentina if the refs let us.

#world cup 2026 #norway v england #Also match made lose a lot of respect for England #Like that's how you're choosing to play Norway???#Just hoping Kane gets a freekick?#YOU'RE ENGLAND

Right need to lock in on my dissertation and stop getting worked up about sports in order to stop myself from getting worked up about everything else going on in the world

THEY KILLED NORDIC COMBINED???!!!! IOC seeing FIFA doing FIFA bullshit and being all hold my beer and deciding to let the Russians in AND get rid of nordic combined in one fell swoop.

#nordic combined #can't have nice things #do you think we can convince Haaland and Ødegaard to lie and say they're such good football players because they did nordic combined as kid #maybe a premier league side will bribe the IOC to keep it in the olympics for player development reasons

Ok need Belgium to lock in harder than they have ever locked in before. I need to see American players at full time sobbing as Alors en dans plays in the stadium. Please Belgium I do not ask much. Please I need you and your washed players who all hate each other to play like you are France, like you are Pele's Brazil, like you are Barcelona in Messi's prime, like you are Belgium ca. 2018.

#world cup 2026 #barring that I need Belgium to just start kicking bits out of the American players #idc #JUST TAKE THEM OUT

Oh also all the Americans pretending like this outrage at the corrupt revoking of a red card match suspension, is just a whole bunch of Europeans being precious and anti American or whatever - I guess because the red card occurred in a match against a European team and the ro16 is also against a European team? Which quite frankly just seems like idk not racism but something like it. Like oh well you Europeans just love to pretend you're all so high and mighty, no one else in the world cares about blatant political interference with sport. Which quite frankly if I were Brazilian, or Japanese, or Australian, or Mexican I would be pretty offended by! Guarantee if it were Japan or Brazil or Mexico they were playing rather than Belgium those federations would also be making a stink!

#need to let this go #But everytime I think I have #I see a new infuriating take #saw someone bring up how no one in Europe cared that the world cup was in Qatar #Which just LOOOOLLLL #There were discussions on boycotts #There were players being vocally opposed!

This whole red card situation has been really eye opening for how many ostensibly liberal and left wing Americans have for lack of a better word been russified. No thought to integrity and fairness. Everything is all fuck you got mine. Absolute disdain towards anyone who dares suggest that this is a tragedy for the sport as a whole. Whataboutism for days. Implying that everyone else would be acting the exact same way if it were their team. Just absolutely shocking stuff.

#world cup 2026 #Like the very idea that anyone is shocked and offended at this blatant corruption is just angry their team didn't work out how to do it #Some of these people are professional sports pundits!#I mean guess we know why Donald Trump won reelection #It's because Americans like him and they like corruption and they love cheating

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erling haaland leads norway's viking row after defeating brazil in the world cup round of 16 (05.07.2026)

#wc 2026 #norway nt #brazil vs norway #AAAHHHHHH #can't believe I got to see this happen #also shout out to Nyland MOTM to me #Decided in these last two matches to become the greatest goalkeeper in all of Norwegian footballing history somehow

WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED AGAINST BRAZIL. IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME IN MY LIFE NORWAY BEAT BRAZIL 2-1 AT A WORLD CUP, I WOULD HAVE TWO NICKELS. WHICH ISN'T A LOT BUT ISN'T IT GREAT THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE.

#world cup 2026 #norway nt #that was an absolute bullshit pen at the end though #Giving Neymar a soft pen in the 10th minute of 7 minutes added time #like fuck off