Wraith Squadron: Chapter 4
Ongoing review/stream of consciousness whilst reading. For the benefit of a housemate. xD
Janson gets to talk about some back story. Huh, this is actually interesting, and the sort of fucked up stuff war might do. The idea of having to fire on a guy whose nerve broke at a critical moment is pretty haunting.
Shame revenge kid is boring though. Bluhhhh.
So he's supposed to be from Alderaan? Not the other place? Well, I guess it did blow up, I know that at least. Hey, there are a lot of human planets. Do they have different features on different planets? Is it like your ethnicity, or are they all mixed up with different ethnicities and it's more like your country?
Kell is a mechanic /and/ a demo guy? Wait, let me paint a 'I am uneccessarily l337' sign on him.
Ahaha Wes' reaction though! 'Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on Wedge, how does this story end??'
Kell's a crash lander - is that his problem? Was it really a fluke? Hmm. An odd choice. Maybe it's signing something I haven't got yet.
Uhhh this golden boy is so good Wes would swap out. Really? Really? Also Kell is symbolically the last reviewee lol why
Wow, Wedge is a stone cold fox xD Nice going leveraging that revenge bullshit!
We cut to... Kell's POV. Is he going to be the main character? Nooooo! Wait... I’m still being so harsh....
Kell: "I'm too buff to fit in this Xwing wah wah wah"
It's time for a simulator run, with unknown pilots. I'm actually pretty interested in this, because it'll be some character time, right?
We go with 4 pilots to start. Maybe the four pilots we just met in the previous reviews? Some guy, some girl, and Piggy anyway.
....starting off your exercise and neither you or your partner know what the hell the special protocol is? Yeahhhh you're fucked.
Straight away golden boy goes full on leader, though he did get assigned lead for this one, so I guess he gets a bit of a free pass. Is it possible to be an amazing mechanic /and/ a bomber /and/ a pilot? What are you /bad/ at? I need to think of some theories. Maybe cooking. Or languages. Or counting past ten.
Already the training exercise is completely different from what they expected. Omega? that means flee, right, I heard it on that Talon squadron paragraph.
In a stunning move, suddenly Gold Two goes all LEEROY JENKINSSSSSS xD Plot twist! Nice.
Gold 3 + 4 still good, and Kell's busy dealing with Leeroy until he goes boom. Whoops.
Sim run's over. Let's meet some more people! Leeroy turns out to be a horse alien dude with... maybe multiple personalities. I can see that might be his flaw, what's his specialness that gets him into Wraith? Also, he's definitely not from those reviews earlier, and also also I had an extreme L’oreal advert moment there. Must be a pain to fit all that hair under a flight suit in space. Maybe he should braid it. (Though now I'm getting hilarious Duo Maxwell crossover in my head).
Results are in. Kell is perfect because golden boy, but no points because..... wait, what? Because Wes and Piggy are dicks? What is the point of this, what does not telling them achieve? I am not a fan of Kell but seriously, dick move not to make sure everyone knew the protocol. Why didn't Kell ask his team what it was? Why didn't those who knew it check everyone did? Why would you give someone a training exercise designed to make people work together, but then by not telling everyone, cause serious bitterness to happen? And then Wes is super unfeeling about it? WHAT ABOUT THE BOMBS, WES, HE'LL BLOW YOU UP.
Anyway that aside I guess. At least I'm starting to get to see who the squad are. Girl was not mentioned at this debrief, I hope she gets to get a name in the next chapter.