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Reblog for a smile ❤

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Some facts on emotional manipulators. #breakthecycle #emotionalabuse #gethelp #manipulation

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what if suicide squad was actually two hours of viola davis and margot robbie beating the living shit out of jared leto

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Will Smith smokes a cigar and occasionally offers the ladies a bottle of water.

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asoftwrongness

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tfw you realise that you’ve spent so long hiding your vulnerabilities and mental illnesses to avoid upsetting people that you don’t actually know how to be vulnerable in front of someone who cares about you anymore. Like, at all. Not even a little bit.

lifemastering

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The first time I did I jump start I could have fucked my self up. Pay attention guys!

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Reblogging to save my own life

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REBLOG TO SAVE!!

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yo. it’s cold out and batteries die on the reg. here’s a helpful reminder.

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The reason you do #4 - black on bare metal- is to ground the charge. If you put the (-) charge on dead battery you can end up with sparking and a generally unsafe situation. Make sure you’re attaching it to the frame of the car, and not part of the engine or a plastic part of the interior.

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i learned this from phineas and ferb

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I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via dollpoetry)

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friend: you don’t really seem to have a type

me: thirst doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes

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The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

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Old stuff too

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

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Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

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I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

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My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

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I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

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Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

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My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.