Kelly Todd

‎"If you wanna fly, I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff" -Phil Dunphy “Giving up something now for something better later on, isn’t a sacrifice. It’s an investment.” -Andy Stanley

[ethersmoon]

[fancybroom]

Damn what eyeliner does she use

[kellytodd13-blog]

06/13/2016 THIS little boy is a daddy/Dom? Bahahahahhahahaha

[alexander]

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care

[thotcommunity-deactivated201709]

ryan reynolds’ tweets about his daughter are my absolute favorite

[snobbyprivateschoolbitch-deacti]

Oh god I need to share this with the world

[wasteofcum-deactivated20120810]

[a-spork-with-feelings]

No words neeeded

[alalae]

[la-diswavves]

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

[bluepassions]

[sonypraystation]

heylilmamalemmewhispainyaear

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

[ultrafacts]

The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]

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[absolutepie]

HELLO FAST CAT I AM YOUR DESIGNATED DOG FRIEND

[vancity604778kid]

Opponents would literally attempt to kidnap each other’s goats in an effort to upset the horse and cause them to lose the race. [x]

[ultrafacts]

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

I have a weird derailing question. Is this the origin of the idiom about getting someone’s goat?

[crowmeme]

As a matter of fact, it is!

[thatsthat24]

I just learned so much from this one post.

[bisexualwario]

[fieldnigga-deactivated20170517]

if this ain’t me. 

[revolutionarykoolaid]

MY ACTUAL LIFE!

[yavn]

no this hurts too much this is a personal attack

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s funny because it’s true. (via masipopal)

[lowfiver-deactivated20170326]

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

[tuggywuggy-deactivated20151025]

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

[lowfiver-deactivated20170326]

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

[kellytodd13-blog]

😅

[bottomsurgery]

[balta-naktis]

jesus

[dekuking]

straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

stop spreading this rude ass meme

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure