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Idk what kind of twisted humor some of y'all have but PL E A S E don’t vote for Donald Trump as a joke like you might think of your vote as nothing but it actually /counts/ and there are actual peoples’ lives at stake if this idiot is actually elected so PLEASE again I’m begging y'all.. Don’t vote for him as a joke
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗
I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies
When you dont acknowledge people selfie game
I don’t care if they got a body like Nicki Minaj with their boobs pushed up to their chin and wear more pink and ruffles than a unicorn in a tutu. If they tell you they’re nonbinary, then they’re fucking nonbinary.
I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.
I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.
Deal with it.
#GENDER EXPRESSION IS NOT THE SAME AS GENDER
“boys dont like it when-“
“girls don’t like it when-”
“people would probably like you better if-”
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Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car
I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:
I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.
I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:
“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”
“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.
He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.
I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.
Technology is making ppl dumb 😭
For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)
gayasthefourthofjuly7:
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
Reblogging because autistic people are discredited geniuses.
Because I am one.
Please help her find her mother!
it takes 460 hours of training to become a cop. it takes 1600 hours of training to cut hair.
Something ain’t right
“out here wit these fuckboy police”
find the difference
have you ever met someone that when they talk you can just hear the “my dad is a republican” in their voice
There’s 2 variants of it. There’s “MY dad’s a republican.” And you can almost feel it dripping off their lips like the cash dripping out of their trust fund.
Then there’s “my dad’s a republican…” and you just know man. You know. Give them a hug.
Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.
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