@kelseyhasahart

@kelseyhasahart: We could all use a little love, don't you think?

[sebastian-parsons]

That sounds.. really fun actually. Oh, and congratulations on the subscribers. I’m guessing you’re going to be recording while we do it? .. That sounded so wrong, let me rephrase that.. I’m guessing you’ll be recording while we hang glide? 

[kelseyhasahart]

Really? I think it's terrifying! You should totally be my hang gliding partner, then.

And, yeah! I'll have a few go-pro's to stick on helmets while we're doing the whole thing, and before and after I'll have one of my Canon's with us so I can talk to you guys on camera for the audience- things like that.

[are-lie]

Behind the camera? I’m sure your fans will want to see as much of your face as possible! I can help film, if you want. Oh yeah, it’ll definitely be hilarious, with everyone’s different reactions. I’ll probably cry as much watching it as I do experiencing it.

[kelseyhasahart]

Oh hush, I do what I want- but help with filming would be cool! I'll stick a go-pro camera on your helmet and stuff, too. Definitely, though! I can't wait to see who enjoys it and who ends up in a fetal position.

[emanuel-wilde]

Blue Russian. I’m assuming you know the film Psycho? Ed Gein was who they based the character on. He’s a God among men, really. Crafty.

[kelseyhasahart]

Blue Russian's are cute! And yeah- yeah! I know that. Ed Gein was a pretty interesting man, I can give him that. 

[caffeineandcourvoisier-blog]

You’re damn right you do, and I will gladly hand it over next time I see you. Pie preference?

Only ‘pretty fabulous’? I’m wounded.

[kelseyhasahart]

Uh, I like apple pie a lot. 

Don't be! Pretty fabulous is a strong term of praise in my world. 

[naive-valerie]

I wouldn’t mind at all.

[kelseyhasahart]

Cool! We'll be great friends by the end of this year, I swear it.

[are-lie]

That’s crazy! I can’t even imagine that many people. Well, at least I won’t be the only one throwing a fit on the way down! I won’t have more than a 2 second clip, though . . it is about you, after all! Plus, the world doesn’t want to see me sobbing for two minutes as I hurtle away.

[kelseyhasahart]

Right? It's kind of crazy. And hey now, it'll be a video of everyone involved! I'll be behind it most of the time, honestly. I think it'll be seriously entertaining.

[emanuel-wilde]

Don’t get so sad, all I said was I wasn’t going to go do whatever it was you said. You get so defensive, Kelsey. You’d think it was like I attacked you or something. I’m just trying to have a, how did you say it? A friendly conversation. I wanted to tell you I got a cat. His name is Edward. Like Ed Gein.

[kelseyhasahart]

I- did you... Did you really? That's really cool, Emanuel. What kind of cat is he?

[naive-valerie]

Because I’m a freaky theatre kid?

[kelseyhasahart]

Ah, social binds. Yeah, that might be it. 

Would you mind if I started talking to you more?

[caffeineandcourvoisier-blog]

You’ve become everything you want to be, obviously, the non-jaded teenager of out century! You win a pie and a high-five from super cool teen popstar — me.

Score, I’m gonna be the hottest shit ever.

[kelseyhasahart]

I deserve pie and a high-five from the super cool teen popstar Dominic Badassery, don't I? 

I think the whole group in general will be the hottest shit ever, but you're pretty fabulous too. 

[emanuel-wilde]

That’ll be a no. 

[kelseyhasahart]

Please leave me alone Emanuel. You just like raining on my parade.

[sebastian-parsons]

What’s hang gliding? I’d totally go with you. Y’know if that’s fine. 

[kelseyhasahart]

Sebastian, that would be awesome! I'm gathering such a badass group for this. 

It's kind of like... Hanging onto this giant human-sized kite and flying through the air. 

[naive-valerie]

I’m sure they will.

[kelseyhasahart]

Elena, why don't we talk more? You're so nice. 

[are-lie]

Another million? How many do you have? I’m not the best with heights … but I’m ready for my youtube debut, even if I’m shit in front of the camera.

[kelseyhasahart]

Two million, now! It's very exciting, I swear. And hey, I'm not either- terrified, actually! But yeah, this should totally be your Youtube debut. Next thing you know, girls will be following you around and fangirling over you.

[caffeineandcourvoisier-blog]

In the words of Katniss — I VOLUNTEER!

I get to be the star, right?

[kelseyhasahart]

Awesome! It'll be a cool group going on this hella sweet adventure. 

Hella. Who have I become?

Of course. The camera will be on you the whole time. 

[naive-valerie]

I’ll try anything once.

[kelseyhasahart]

That's the spirit I definitely don't have. I'm excited about the subscribers but the heights. They better all love me for this.

[kelseyhasahart]

Who wants to go hang gliding with me? It's for a video- I just hit another million subscribers! 

[k-skinner]

You have a maid too? He’d probably love that.

[kelseyhasahart]

Not like a full time one! Uh, she's usually just around during the holidays because it's a madhouse at my place- she's kind of like family, y'know? 

I could bring her over or something this week, or just some time before the trip, then! Her name's Stella, by the way. She's pretty cool.