I can't think of anything witty to put here.

HI! I'm Kelsey! Just a college student trying to make it through a chemistry major.

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[feelsmoor]

[Wondermark] this is the coolest thing.

[writingwhilehuman]

Tag yourself; I’m a fondle of unicorns.

[tacticalnymphomania]

I’m a delectation of nymphs

[thelindblog-deactivated20250821]

Yard-sale of androids

[jewishdragon]

@officialqueer

[officialqueer]

A classic

[yellingintothelegalvoid]

@editorincreeps I saw this and thought it might tickle your fancy

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[stand-up-gifs]

[lemme-holla-at-you]

Brains, beauty & booty.

[misdreavus]

[bitchspell]

I need this here

[justbadpuns]

What program do the Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

[justbadpuns]

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[therunningrunaway]

why do i roll always 1 

[bob-belcher]

[lobstronomousskeleton]

Innovator 

[did-you-know]

This Japanese senior couple, aka @bonpon511, has been married since 1980. Despite spending 37 years of their lives together, they’re still so in love with being a couple that they wear matching outfits- which they often photograph to share with over 240k Instagram followers. Source Source 2

I’m sorry, but these people are the CUTEST.

[like-crazy-cakes]

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[net-slum]

[justbadpuns]

I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?

[frostingpeetaswounds]

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

[jennlferlawrence-deactivated201]

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

[imaginarycircus]

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

[flowersytea]

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting