John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show
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John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show
[Wondermark] this is the coolest thing.
Tag yourself; I’m a fondle of unicorns.
I’m a delectation of nymphs
Yard-sale of androids
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A classic
@editorincreeps I saw this and thought it might tickle your fancy
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
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because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
Brains, beauty & booty.
I need this here
What program do the Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
do u ever get like water hungry…
Thirsty?
water hungry
I want a new character
why do i roll always 1
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This Japanese senior couple, aka @bonpon511, has been married since 1980. Despite spending 37 years of their lives together, they’re still so in love with being a couple that they wear matching outfits- which they often photograph to share with over 240k Instagram followers. Source Source 2
I’m sorry, but these people are the CUTEST.
Wholesome
I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.
if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting