oh?? my?? god?????????? lohen is so so so so so sweet. oh my god the stray cat quote just tugged at my heartstrings, he literally is THE knight in shining armour. HES SO GENTLE AND CONSIDERATE, EVEN OUTSIDE OF HUMANS. āhe didnāt let even a single wild hunt get within half a meter of meā OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. heās so protective.
this just shows how much lohen really cares about othersā safety. āyou only got one lifeā, and heāll protect you because of that fact. ādonāt follow meā?!?!?!???!!?!! he just wants to keep everyone safe!! jesus christ iām kicking my feet and squealing HE IS SO PERFECT. DUDE WHAT RED FLAGS??? LOHEN IS A GENTLEMAN. PERIOD. LOHEN HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR OTHERS. PERIOD. āyou wonāt find anyone stronger or more reliableā you can trust him with your LIFE. ITS FUCKING CANON. i love him so much
x reader fic writers im counting on u to abuse these facts. please, i need more knightly and sweet lohen. i always knew he was a sweetheart deep down. yes heās a freak but heās such a sweetie pie omg i want to squeeze him until he pops. i think itās so so cute he uses chivalry as a manipulation tactic when fighting, but when it comes to bystanders? oh god. he means every action. he genuinely cares, none of the chivalry is fake.
i need him carnally, i love this man so much. heāll literally put his life on the line to make sure you wonāt even get a SCRATCH. if that isnāt what a real man does, idk wtf else to say
lohen bf headcannons w a reader that engages in cutting
healthy
⢠careful with touching you, mindful to not grab any part of your body that has fresh cuts
⢠if he catches you, heāll rush over to pry the tool from your hands and throw it away. heās mad, but not at you. mad he couldnāt catch you sooner
⢠obsessively checks your body, making sure thereās no new marks. if there are, he has you explain yourself with you in his arms, soothingly petting your head
⢠a little controlling, but he will rummage through your room/house to throw away any tool that youād use. he just wants you safe
⢠he hates your scars because they remind him of a time he wasnāt there, but they donāt disgust him
⢠will count all your scars as a pastime, no matter how many. will plant kisses on all of them
⢠if he catches you, heāll help you with aftercare. donāt move a muscle, heāll dab away all the blood and carefully disinfect all the cuts, no matter how deep you went. heāll place bandages/wrap up the wound carefully. itās kindove hard for him cause his vision is so blurry, but heās skilled in wound care
⢠wonāt force you to talk about why you do it, but he wants you to contact him whenever you feel the urges, no matter what time of the day it is. youāll never bother him. you donāt have to even mention you feel urges, just talk to him
unhealthy; tw for toxic behavior & enabling
⢠cuts for you. likes seeing you squirm, likes that you let him do this to you. heāll cut deep and slow, watching the blood form and trickle down
⢠can very well cut deep with one swipe, but multiswipes just to bring more pain to you. if you cut yourself, you must love the pain, right?
⢠definitely licks up your blood from the cuts, wonāt let a drop go to waste. might get a hard-on from how intimate it is to him
⢠loves the way your scars feel under his fingers, likes the bumpy texture. it kindove turns him on just how many there are. āribbed for his pleasureā
⢠if heās ever upset with you, heāll probably encourage you; āwhy donāt you just cut yourself, then? since you love doing it so muchā
⢠if heās upset with you, or he just wants to tease you, heāll slap the body parts with fresh cuts. heāll tightly grip or press with his hands and watch you wince in pain
why has no one talked about Lohenās ability to measure your wrist just by observation and the other possibilities that may entail. your boyfriend cares a lot about you, Lohen will take note of every single detail! even the borderline perverted ones!
he most definitely can measure your bust, hip and waist size by eye (and probably also just by groping youā¦but thatās not the topic today!). he abuses this power to go out and shop for lingerie that he finds the cutest, buying the sets and gifting them to you with an excited grin. itās an intimate present that heās sure to make your heart swoon! he wants to ravish you in sexy lace!
how did Lohen know your exact size that perfectly fits your body without you telling him? dw abt it. just put it on and give him a show.
on the same note, imagine you have your bra size all wrong. you want new ones, and Lohen (very willingly) tags along on your shopping. but he corrects you and takes you to the right sizing. youāre sure you have your size rightā¦why is he so adamant about you being another size? and yet, when you try one on that Lohen recommends, it fits better than the size you currently use. hmmā¦
firm believer that Lohenās ring is a promise ring. he never, ever, EVER takes it off unless absolutely necessary. and thatās like, extremely rare. even in battle heāll wear it; he believes it gives him strength from your love.
i think Lohen would just buy it himself, (or maybe even make it himself?) swearing his devotion to you. you donāt need to wear a ring to match, not if you donāt want. but him? you can cut off all his fingers and heāll still carry it around, heād wear it on a necklace if that ever happened. trust him, he has backup ideas. anything to show that his heart belongs to someone.
if someone ever tries to court Lohen, heāll either:
subtly fidget with the ring and drop hints that it means something more than just a decoration. that itās a symbol for the sweetest apple of his eye
shove it in their face and say that his heart has been claimed already. no āiām sorry, iām takenā or āno thank you, i have a loverā. just straight up āfuck offā
sometimes Lohen will press a little kiss on it when heās away on a mission, missing you. he hopes that through the ring, his small gesture will get to you. it fills him with love just looking at the silver band, a constant reminder that his lover is his whole world.
i think heād place it on his ring finger a few times in private, pretending heās already married. he canāt wait for the day he can wear a ring on the proper finger to seal the devotion between you two. Lohen canāt wait for the day he can finally call you his spouse.
lohen, as a knight, marries you, a member of the royal family (whether you be a queen/king or princess/prince) and becomes a royal consort, inheriting some of the riches and privileges (aside from the power and stuffā¦i think thatās how it works).
so, with this inherited money, lohen commissions multiple realism artists to paint beautiful nude portraits of you in multiple positions and activities (i.e. laying white snacking, reading a book, getting undressed, bathing, tousled in sheets, etc.) to hang around his private chambers. for him to admire as he wakes, as he passes by, or just something to stare and long at if youāre busy on royal duty without him. nothing can beat the real deal, but how the painter captures your essence and sweet charm throws him over the moon.
with every visitor lohen gets, he just smugly smirks when they find the portraits of you, theyāre his prized possession. itās kindove obsessive how many portraits exacrly he hasā¦walls covered in them. some big, some small, multiple medias used. doesnāt matter if thereās repeat positions, or the same artist commissioned 50 times, he just wants more of you.
maybe heāll even make a very skilled painter draw from life while you two are actively having passionate sex for their reference. lohen will make them capture your pure love and devotion to one another, witnessing how beautifully you crave each otherā¦
orā¦alternativelyā¦
lohen learns to paint and practices anatomy with you to be able to make the portraits himself. he doesnāt want anyone else knowing what your nude body looks like. the sight should be only for him. so when finishing the (maybe shitty) paintings he made himself, he hangs them in his bedroom for his eyes only.
he likes making the excuse to have you strip to your undergarments, or just strip naked so he can āpracticeā for his new hobby. a hobby he didnāt give a shit about until it to included you, and a way to pursue his obsession. maybe heās good at it without needing much practice. heās skilled with his hands as a knight, but i wonāt give him too much grace, hehe.
additionally, itās fun for lohen to map out your body and fully worship it. lohen is obsessed with painting the little details of you; whether it be scars, moles, body hairā¦the shape of your lips, the pattern in your irises, the way your body spreads out for him as his beloved muse. no matter how insignificant it may seem to you, he must include everything to show his full devotion.
lohen might have to take a few breaks while painting to settle down his growing arousalā¦