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Kennedy Braddock. 20. Miami. Tiny but mighty. Junior at the University of Miami. I have weak spots for pizza, candy, unicorns, karaoke, romance, and Robert Downey Jr. My best friends are Olivia, Bianca, Harleigh, Brandon, and Andy. This cool dude Joey is my favorite, he feeds me. I have a habit of referring to people by their last name. If you don't like it, tough tootle birds.

[milesofkyles]

That means getting up. Not up for that. I wish they’d deliver.

[kennedeezyy]

Who are you talking about? Please don't say McDonalds.

[milesofkyles]

I’d kill a man for a box of chicken nuggets right now. And I can’t believe I just said that.

[kennedeezyy]

What are you doing? Go get some chicken nuggets.

[troiann]

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

Training is unbelievable,

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

I can’t find another soccer team.

Maybe I’ll get a job as a pizza delivery guy so I can be the first one to be mean to you. 

[kennedeezyy]

That's rude! Don't break my streak, every pizza place in town loves me. What if you just told your coach to go suck a fat one?

[kennedeezyy]

Text Message → Al + Ken

Alice: a visit to what? there's nothing there to go back to. everything we had there is gone. i refuse to go with you. its a stupid idea.

Kennedy: alice, it's been 12 years. they've had the 9/11 memorial up for how long now? mom and dad's names are somewhere on one of those plaques.

Kennedy: i'm going whether you go with me or not. i was just kind of hoping you would.

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

Training is unbelievable,

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

When you love the sport as much as me, yeah it’s worth it.

Would you stop buying pizza if the pizza delivery guy was an asshole?

[kennedeezyy]

I would go to a different pizza place, obviously. And delivery guys who are assholes don't get tips. Either way, none of them are ever mean to me.

[kennedeezyy]

Text Message → Al + Ken

Alice: what.

Alice: why?

Alice: there's nothing good there. it's full of a bunch of losers chasing after dreams that died years ago

Kennedy: it's been 12 years, it's a visit that's long overdue.

Kennedy: i guess it's a long shot asking you to go with me, huh?

[kennedeezyy]

Text Message → Al + Ken

Alice: something good?

Kennedy: i wanna go to new york.

[kennedeezyy]

Text Message → Al + Ken

Kennedy: hey, i need to talk to you about something

[kennedeezyy]

@kennedeezy i know what you're all thinking, and yes, i am standing on something to make me taller. i miss you, mojo jojo #flashbackfriday

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

Training is unbelievable,

[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

Yeah, no. That’s not an option, shorty.

[kennedeezyy]

Why not? Is a dicky coach really worth it?

[kennedeezyy]

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[yourguy-gregory-deactivated2014]

Training is unbelievable,

the coach needs to calm the fuck down.

[kennedeezyy]

You could quit the team.

[gerlonso-moved-deactivated20170]

[kennedeezyy]

@kennedeezy chilling with this little bitch at work today. all friggen day people were mistaking me for @princessakate​ #twinsseparatedatbirth

[handyandyy]

you don’t need to get violent.

[kennedeezyy]

Love me.

[handyandyy]

Nope bye. leave get out of here.

[kennedeezyy]

Andrew!