i fell down the stairs and you caught me like a princess. what….what do we do now………
is. is that a kitten in your sweater. oh my god. oh my god can i pet it
youre a terrible, terrible dancer but i love to watch you do it so i tell you youre great
i know im the one who suggested you try on eyeliner but youre too attractive now i cant breathe go wash your face off right this second
we’re starting a band, u in? thats okay we already signed you up you dont get to choose
last night you were the designated driver and i was wasted and i think i confessed to you but im hoping i can play it off when i see you today
we work in the same office and sometimes i purposefully jam the printer so i can see you bend over to work on it, and also because you curse in the cutest most creative way i have ever heard
i have never been happier than when we nap together, this is even better than going on dates can we just sleep here together forever
i told you i hated romantic movies but the truth is i love them and i cry every time
we’re camping as a group and some of our friends played a prank on me and pushed my mattress into the lake but i cant swim and you have to save me before i panic worse
we’ve been living together for a few months now and when we clean the apartment we always end up singing a duet and dancing like the gross married couple we’re destined to become
we always eat lunch in the same place but i eat an hour after you and we started leaving notes in the crook of the nearest tree so we can talk to each other
youre a collector and i work at a store that sells the things you collect and you think im a passionate collector like you but honestly i just live for the little moments in my day when i get to see you again
we’re on a couples game show and if you lose im kicking your ass on live tv
you’re a demon that tried to possess me but when you realized what awful shape im in you forgot your nefarious plans and now youre trying to help me get my life together
youre the landscaper for the place where i work and ive gotten in trouble twice this week for staring out of the window and watching your muscles ripple when you lift bags of fertilizer
youre my celebrity crush and im an aspiring actor that gets an extra part in your show and we bump into each other backstage
i work at a craft/fabric store and i know exactly what you’re making, you cosplaying nerd
youre a firefighter and you saved me form a burning building and i briefly considered becoming a serial arsonist to see you again
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