kenny woods

kenny woods. sweet 6teen. northview dolphins' left fielder. left my heart in cali. not affiliated with adelaide kane.

[prettymysticfalls]

[yourmanyilmaz]

List your ride or die.

Kenny-bear, obviously! 

[kennymckenny]

that’s right betches

[kennymckenny]

Do you have any hidden talents?

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

Sexiest talent a woman can have too.

Originally posted by moan-s

[kennymckenny]

pretty sure you’re the only guy who thinks that

[kennymckenny]

Do you have any hidden talents?

[kennymckenny]

kisses for the boo

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

Well, none notable enough yet…but I imagine I will have one featuring a faceless kid named Alex, and me in an orange jumpsuit. It’ll probably end with @josieandthedolphins laughing at me.

Cruel woman, that one is.

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

You two scheming together

[kennymckenny]

what are you talking about? look at how cute we are!

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

Well, none notable enough yet…but I imagine I will have one featuring a faceless kid named Alex, and me in an orange jumpsuit. It’ll probably end with @josieandthedolphins laughing at me.

Cruel woman, that one is.

[gigicome-gigigo]

There would be no orange jumpsuit, I’d help you hide the body.

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

I DON’T WANT YOUR HELP, JODIE.

[kennymckenny]

aww babe, take it easy on josie. i was in on it.

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Kenny: i like the way you think

Kenny: i almost feel sorry for the jerk who pisses us off

Kenny: almost...

Jae: Let's not lie to ourselves

Jae: We don't feel sorry at all

Kenny: yup, you're right - not at all 😈

Kenny: and this is why we're besties 👯

Jae: Nah bro

Jae: We're best bitches.

Kenny: theme song - bad girls by m.i.a. 😎

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Kenny: i'll stick to my bat

Kenny: channel my inner carrie underwood

Jae: If we're channeling out inner Carrie Underwood

Jae: We need a set of keys

Jae: That would hurt. The car, I mean.

Kenny: i like the way you think

Kenny: i almost feel sorry for the jerk who pisses us off

Kenny: almost...

Jae: Let's not lie to ourselves

Jae: We don't feel sorry at all

Kenny: yup, you're right - not at all 😈

Kenny: and this is why we're besties 👯

[liamthestudmuffin]

just to set the record straight

[yourmanyilmaz]

Define “never”?

[liamthestudmuffin]

never: at no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever.

[kennymckenny]

everyone seemed to think that it was you. so what does that say about you?

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Kenny: definitely seems like something they'd do together

Kenny: i'm sure they'll do something stupid at some point

Kenny: better get that lead pipe ready

Jae: You know, I'm feeling... crowbar?

Kenny: good choice 👌

Kenny: i'll stick to my bat

Kenny: channel my inner carrie underwood

Jae: If we're channeling out inner Carrie Underwood

Jae: We need a set of keys

Jae: That would hurt. The car, I mean.

Kenny: i like the way you think

Kenny: i almost feel sorry for the jerk who pisses us off

Kenny: almost...

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Jae: My first guess was going to be Brad. But Liam works.

Jae: I'm almost disappointed it wasn't one of them...

Kenny: definitely seems like something they'd do together

Kenny: i'm sure they'll do something stupid at some point

Kenny: better get that lead pipe ready

Jae: You know, I'm feeling... crowbar?

Kenny: good choice 👌

Kenny: i'll stick to my bat

Kenny: channel my inner carrie underwood

[kennymckenny]

This is Alex, from school. There's a party in my pants and your invited.

hi “alex from school”. send me another invite and

[themannymendes-deactivated20161]

Whoa, Alex. 

[kennymckenny]

something tells me alex is code for liam...

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Kenny: jae, it's josie sending the pick-up lines 🙈

Kenny: she's just messing with manny

Jae: Really?

Jae: Dammit guys, don't scare me like that!

Jae: I thought you were being creeped on!

Jae: I was about to bust out my lead pipe and breka some kneecaps!

Kenny: i thought it was liam at first

Kenny: definitely was ready to get the bat out

Kenny: glad you have my back though boo 💕

Jae: My first guess was going to be Brad. But Liam works.

Jae: I'm almost disappointed it wasn't one of them...

Kenny: definitely seems like something they'd do together

Kenny: i'm sure they'll do something stupid at some point

Kenny: better get that lead pipe ready

[kennymckenny]

did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

um well. kinda hard to get your license suspended when you don’t have one.

[kennymckenny]

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

that’s nice. isn’t it a little hot out to be wearing a sweater though?

[kennymckenny]

>> jae, kenny

Kenny: jae, it's josie sending the pick-up lines 🙈

Kenny: she's just messing with manny

Jae: Really?

Jae: Dammit guys, don't scare me like that!

Jae: I thought you were being creeped on!

Jae: I was about to bust out my lead pipe and breka some kneecaps!

Kenny: i thought it was liam at first

Kenny: definitely was ready to get the bat out

Kenny: glad you have my back though boo 💕