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[vampiricallyinclined]

Festive Prompt List

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

[roguestorm]

Uncanny X-Men #201

[kentuckycannxnball]

[explodeabeau]

Marrow for @morlockinpink!! The best girl tbh.

[johnnywalkergnu]

Spoiler: Cannonball doesn’t stop Frank but goddamn is it badass.

From “The Punisher” (2016-) #225.

[deviillry]

                    If i cannot move HEAVEN, then i will raise HELL

[doesithavetobeaspider]

an entire issue told within the framework of Wedding Crashers Astonishing Tales: Mojoworld #4 by Jonathan Hickman and Nick Pitarra

[kentuckycannxnball]

"I'm naked cause I feel like being naked." She shrugged.

🚀 - “Marrow, please! We’re in public, just put the shirt on!”

[kentuckycannxnball]

morlockinpink‌:

💪 – “Mine too.” she murmured, holding him close. She had loved him for so long, and never really stopped. Not even when she flirted or crushed on other people. She peered up at him, nibbling her lip. “I… Sam…” 

🚀 - “What is it, Sarah? You can tell me anything...” he said, as he looked down into her eyes, meeting her gaze. Ever since that night...the night before he left to be with his family...they had formed a bond. Sam cared for Marrow, deeply, in fact, and he always wanted to be there for her.

[make-a-meme]

Please explain to my Muse why you’re naked.

[malisvaart]

Avengers World #9

[05am]

[robertodacosta]

When we treat folks like they ain’t human, we kill what’s human in ourselves.

Happy Birthday, Sam Guthrie! | October 17

[kentuckycannxnball]

daughteroftheeagle‌:

🌋 – “You should bring him over.” She nodded, glad to see him. “I’m doing alright. Back to the Mansion, you know? But I go to college, and I try to do my own thing on the side.”  

🚀 - “Ah should...” he mused, rubbing at his chin, still smiling big and bright at his former teammate. “Sounds like you’re doin’ pretty great for yourself.”

[kentuckycannxnball]

morlockinpink‌:

🍭 – “Yer the best…” she murmured, slipping her arms around him… almost afraid that if she let go of him, he would blast away and she wouldn’t see him for years again. “I don’t wanna lose ya again.” It didn’t matter to her that he wasn’t Callie’s father. He was a great, upstanding guy. Maybe he could be her stepfather someday if things went well. 

🚀 - “Ah ain’t goin’ anywhere, Sarah. Never again.” he murmured, his tone reassuring and soft. Sam gently hugged her close, turning his head to innocently nuzzle the top of her head, where he planted a quick peck. “My home is here...right here.”

[bonesandbrimstone]

 ”    I’m  ｆｒｅｅ—

                                                s ȼ Ⱥ ɍ ɏ, ain’t it?    ”

                            Johnny Blaze

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[kentuckycannxnball]

You guys….Domino is like…the best team mom ever.