keny's couch

kenny| she/they | queer | enpf-t | 19 | shitpost blog: buckysmania | my couch is always open

[kenyscouch]

✨ABOUT MY BLOG✨

Hello! my name is Kenny and welcome to the couch<3 (my old user was buckscouch, so i am still the same:)</i>

about me:

-im a minor

-queer

-she/they

 PM’s:

anything goes really

i will warn you that i get increasingly more chaotic as time progresses

 Posts: 

Criminal Minds

Marvel

Loki

Grey’s Anatomy

Dungeons and Dragons

Psychology

Music

occasional shit posts

Nicknames:

come up with some if you want

as long as you tell me you’re gunna call me that we’re cool

Other Blogs:

I have 1 other

@buckysmania 

its a shitpost account, so be warned

[ozymoron]

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

[mtfoss]

If you all haven't heard about it yet: https://ratethelandlord.org/

[kenyscouch]

this is MANIACAL i LOVE IT

[phantomghoulshaze]

'Your favourite characters killed people' yeah and if dumbledore hadn't been incompetent and had stopped the war before it started, that wouldn't have happened

They are guiltless

[aaron04jpg]

they were children

literally all between the ages of 13-21

idc that 18+ is technically an adult in a WAR they are CHILDREN

[phantomghoulshaze]

MHM

Right out of school and into the mouth of death

Hell, Reg got the mark at 16 when dumbledore was fully aware that he was in an abusive death eater household but didn't get him out. There was no way he DIDN'T know why Sirius had no choice but to run so why was DumbleWhore so happy leaving Reg there after?

Maybe they all fought and killed and harmed

But HE raised and manipulated two generations of child soldiers when he knew he could end it all himself

How's that comparable?

And I'm not a Draco Stan

But why did he only offer him help when it directly affected him? He was the child of two known death eater families and was clearly not okay but dearest dumbles only offers help AFTER this TEENAGE BOY (again, 16) had been forced into getting the mark because it was part of his little plan

Bet he did the same to Reg

[slutty-yoda]

MCR has won with 1,154 votes!

say congrats

congratulations

congratulations 2

Voting ended onMay 3, 2023

[emo-cultist]

Wrong fucking blog!!! God, I'm stupid!

[emo-cultist]

BITCH-

[nosebleedclub]

Tell me a soft memory

[kenyscouch]

this memory starts off violent, but i promise it’s soft.

when i was 8 i started getting abused by my step mom, physically. i would walk into school bruised and sad. i spent days alone and in fear of when she would come home.

when i was 13, i ran away. no shoes on, in 40 degree weather (which was unusual for texas). i ended up 15 miles away in the dark, cops and family and family friends searching for me for hours but never finding me. i was in a ditch shivering, and my first thought was to call my older cousin.

His name is Zach, just about 6 years older than me, and i called him with my phone on 2 percent, crying, and begged him to pick me up. my exact words were “please save me”.

he got to me, and when i got into his car, he hugged me, tight, and the only thing he said to me was “i’m glad you’re okay”.

i’ll never forget that, he’s never hugged me like that before, but in that moment i knew i was loved, and that i had something to live for.

[funnytwittertweets]

[quasi-normalcy]

Little baby girl Trump

[kenyscouch]

this is scary cause my parents excuse for naming me Kennedy was because my grandparents liked JFK...

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[navigatorwrongway]

[natalieironside]

14-year-old me explaining how it’s actually perfectly normal to loathe being a dude and to wish you could be a girl and to have vivid dreams about being a girl and insisting you’re the weird one if you don’t:

All my friends on the Boy Scout trip who just wanted me to teach them how to make styrofoam napalm while the scoutmaster was gone and will pretend this conversation never happened as soon as it’s over:

[roxas-reblogs]

Teach us the napalm recipe OP

[natalieironside]

[natalieironside]

Anyways we have a podcast now

[thecoeur]

It’s PRIDE MONTH and wanting to start with this little remembrance from queer people in the past.

[welpnotagain]

From the book: Baby, You Are My Religion by Marie Cartier

[wolfnanaki]

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

[wolfnanaki]

Okay so I really have no idea what’s triggered this post to blow up again over the past few days, but I really appreciate that so many people care about the conservation of wolves. Our natural world is beautiful and important, and we should do everything we can to protect it.

And BTW, for the people complaining about the last Tweet where I mentioned Democrats and Republicans…that was in the original article. I didn’t make anything more political than it already was. And anyway, it’s apt, so there.

[ambris]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[anarchistmemedistro]

farmers are also already reimbursed for any livestock eaten by wolves but they still lobby for slaughtering wolves

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isthedogawolfdog]

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0113505

Here’s the actual study if any fellow wolf nerds want to read it. 

[kenyscouch]

YALL

i was talking to my father about how they technically reintroduced wolves into Yellowstone after scientist figured out theyre like a KEY SPECIES in the ecosystem, and at first he was like “hell no” but i told him the whole thing about how the way wolves hunt effects population of deer, which effects population of trees, which effects the beaver population (btw, beavers are like a crucial part of that ecosystem which is really cool!)  and so on and so forth. so yeah, some may not believe science but this guy is literally helping to save habitats from ecological destruction. give him a round of applause.

[largishcat]

As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[geekandmisandry]

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

[hecallsmehischild]

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

[vegetapsycho]

This . This is why dfjkbhkm

[lowkeyed1]

[adurot]

My own post!

[k-dhd]

[beggars-opera]

This is the most adorable non-bot blank blog I’ve ever seen. People, this is all you need to do to let us know you’re a human if you’re confused.

[junoofthestars]

we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

[aroaceundynestuff-deactivated20]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING