[hekate-writes]

Growing up and moving away from the people you knew and loved feels so weird. It's like,

i know everything that breaks your heart and exactly the way it breaks, so much so that I can trace every crack and put it back piece by piece

But we're on different paths now as the wheel of time takes us to different ends, i can't be around to watch your heart shatter nor to put it back

But know one thing, that even from miles away, i remember the way your heart breaks, and i remember how to put it back together just as easily as i remember to breathe

[shastea]

it’s weird to think about how many people are out there that know things about ourselves that we’ve forgotten. somewhere there is someone thinking that you’re favorite color is orange because you told them that when you were 11. somewhere there is someone thinking your last meal on earth would be corn on the cob, mashed potatos, and greenbeans because on a whim you made each other’s last meals- we never know when it will be our last day here, might as well have our last meal now. somewhere out there is someone who thinks your favorite number is 77 because you told them that it was the only two-digit number with five syllables. somewhere out there is a boy who’s first date was with a girl at a fair who had to babysit a stranger and for months afterwards laughted about it. somewhere out there is a girl who can’t read books because they remind her of someone. somewhere out there someone drinks their coffee black while studying because a stranger told them it enhances their memory. 

our lives are filled with memories from strangers we once called friends. twenty years down the line, these people will remain the ages of the memoreis i hold dear in my brain. they will forever be the version of them i have created. 

- to all of my former friends, i’m sorry

[soresonder]

haruki murakami, sputnik sweetheart.

[somnolentsuggestions]

eat a fruit that you like. take a little walk and pay attention to the trees. dance to music alone in ur room. it’s the small things that will heal you

[spider-shoes-archive]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[glowcowboy]

we’re gonna be ok btw

[glowcowboy]

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[maya-why-deactivated20240331]

Usually in any book series, the protagonist is not likeable or at the very least not anybody's favorite character, it's always somebody else. EXCEPT PERCY JACKSON. PERCY IS THE GOAT. THE GOAT.

[fridaycorvids-deactivated202405]

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[myownprivatcidaho]

[jessicas-pi]

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

[jessicas-pi]

don't even think about it

[persistent-wallflower]

You pass a pussy wall daily?

Idk there's just literally no reason for it to have a shape like that 😭😭 It's the only part of the wall that looks this way. Who made this

[psyduckscience]

cuntcrete

[ccomilk]

[heavenwontbethe-same]

If you have been tagged, you were a part of my taglist when I used to write cursed fics. I have one scheduled to be posted soon but I don't know how many of you guys are still interested. If you are, please let me know if you'd continue to like being tagged, because I will take no response as you being no longer interested.

If someone previously not on this taglist would like to be added, please let me know.

@kazejveld @kazoo-the-demjin @xiunings @ehsan-tera-hoga-mujhpe @vigilantexxshit @familyline @burn-like-starss @smolcattowo @missrown @darkshadowqueensrule @nicotineray @call-me-as-you-want @lost-among-stories @that-intp-vampire @oscarwilds @aaftaaab (someone asked me to tag you, please lmk if you're uncomfortable and i won't tag you in future fics) lmk if any of you want to be added or removed. the last thing i want to do is make anyone uncomfortable

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you’re absolutely correct it was

[yournonbinaryicon]

Hell yeah

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[sonicapproves]

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before