bweh

call me kepler spacecraft. any prns. bi white adult. aposmatistic. contains neither the skillset from the divine feminine nor the damned masculine. pfp and background both by Flora Yukhnovich. ask me about my neocities?

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

have discovered i am the kind of person who gets weepy looking head on at the carytids. go figure

[thecattening]

For my last attack on Art Fight I helped my friend Louvioun make a Choose Your Own Adventure Game with 15 endings and 27 different original characters that appear throughout the game!!

This was a labor of love, and a big send-off to this years art fight, so I encourage anyone who wants a fun and absolutely ridiculous 20 minute ride to give it a try HERE

I am also including links to the original attack / instructions here, as well as credit to all the wonderful people who we attacked below the cut!

Briomo (cthulu the magic 8 ball)

Penn_ (Space Cat Dude Thing)

Donsayne (Goblin King)

Keirayikes_ (Squiggy)

Arty-Social (Silly Cats)

Fluffyenderpug- (Fish Tyler)

scarborough_fair (Fish God)

Joker77 (God of Business)

G-S1d3z (Bong Dog)

PIE_mmm (Rocky)

CoffeeDragon (Rockbert the Traveling Pet Rock)

HuroADHDCreature (Jereme)

LoTTie_Clown (Mister Honk Honkington)

SQU1d_z (Squid)

AverageShark (Danny)

@mummywhat (Rudy)

@maldemer (Dogboy sona)

No1Crowbar (ATM Guy and Vending Machine Guy)

Notofer (Chair God)

@pieflavoredartz (Louisa Huang)

HLFragment (Godzilla)

cuddlebun (Jesus Meowst)

@lubluues (Mak)

@keplerspacecraftofficial (Art Fight sona)

Zoms_Crypt (Zom)

SpriteTheif (Goose God)

And the MOST love ever to my partner in crime Louvioun for putting together this massive endevour in the first place!! I had an incredible time working with them, and truly this would not be possible without their dedication and absurd sense of humor <333

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

hey you should like,, go check your art fight or smth >:33

THEYRE SO CUTE BUT ALSO WHAT IN THE GODDAMN......

[liminalspacetelescope]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

we do this to torment you

every day i wake up and you nd toothpick are talking about horses

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

seen mutuals (cough) talking about she/theyvid so i repolished a doodle i sent @sporadic-bursts-of-energy basically immediately after seeing the lost boys musical. of butch david. costume accuracy is at a zero but still

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

see carrots and celery have like. some nutrients. i think theres fiber in there. or something. but a pretzel? a crouton? that is like. a negligible amount of bread. a little salt. it shouldnt count for anything. who do i need to talk to about this

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

the thing is i do like it when things are well assembled. rhyming poetry, crosswords, mysteries all require forethought and afterthought and a lot of thought inbetween and that makes them fun to experience! the problem is in making these things is that you have to fucking assemble them

[flaskrobonoid]

every so often they will invent roblox games that you have never heard of that every single person on your dash has played and loved

[flaskrobonoid]

every so often they will invent roblox games that you have never heard of that every single person on your dash has played and loved

[flaskrobonoid]

every so often they will invent roblox games that you have never heard of that every single person on your dash has played and loved

[fairycosmos]

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

this is a real dream i had!

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[weirdplutoprince]

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

i bookmark the character i download the reference i sketch the character i line the character i color the character i shade the character. i put the secret art sauce on the character. i put too much sauce. i take off some of the sauce. i download the art. there is a flaw in the art. i fix the flaw. i download the art. i open the attack. i have forgotten A Detail. fix detail. more sauce. debate internally about if it counts as halfbody or bust. almost submit. close the submit window and check everything again. thank artfight gods for the thumbnail tool. i attack the character. i repeat. and repeat. and for what? to refresh the artfight tab so many time that it stops letting me in??

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

first five af attacks, for @k1ngtok1, @rollerb1rdie + @canofwormed, @julystruck, @thecattening + julystruck again ^-^ lets see if i can keep this pace up…