Ke$ha Speaks @keshaspeaks - Tumblr Blog

Meet me at the helicopter and bring a shitload of duct tape. I'll explain later!

R.I.P Mosh pits....😢

Fun fact: McDonald's changed their french fries in 1997 and no one said shit. 👀

There just isn't enough cyanide in this coffee. Get it together Starbucks.

I'll sleep when I'm dead. Oh don't worry if I over sleep my manager will dig me up to work my double on Saturday, so he doesn't have to close.

"Sorry I'm so random."

Someone who really isn't that random

“thats not very lady-like of you”

I'm running for president in the next election. First order of business change the national anthem to "Praying". You are Welcome America!

So it's settled my first child shall be named Pinot Grigio

I want a time machine just to go back and make sure every school in the United States has Strawberry Milk as an alternative.

Fall in love??? I can't even fall asleep!

SLEEP. It’s what’s for dinner!

Save money on a hotels by sleeping in the drive ways of Celebrity homes for sale.

When he sticks it in the wrong hole and your all like "it's not my birthday yet!"

Life hack: Call in a fake bomb threat to the theater to get out of a bad movie.

Butter is soooo underrated!

Shark returns home after 873 appearances during shark week.

"I'm back fishes!"

Ke$ha Speaks