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Dearest Kieran, for your sake, I'm going to use the youth's slang.

Listen, bruh. If you wanna rizz up the huzz, you gotta lock in. Hit them with a 'u up' and then be an absolute giga- (Dex has asked me to please stop before he gouges out his ears. Rude.)

Of course, I approve. My personal opinions don't matter, as long as you are happy.

My only problem is the fact that we will have another Vacker loitering around our house. (Biana is great, but Dex and her need to leave each other's side at some point. It's an epidemic.)

Good luck, and use protection (for your inevitable splotching match, remember what happened last time?)

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

Emery is a drug dealer confirmed. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR THE LAST *checks watch* THIRTY MINUTES!!

His castle seems like the first ever cartel hideout, if you know what I mean...

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

Emery and Fallon right now:

I don't know who these two men are but my children are watching this human show and I thought it adept. Lex calls himself 'Heisenberg' for some reason. I'm sure that this 'Heisenberg' figure is an excellent role model for my children.

NO WAY YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD 😭😭😭

ihavenoconsistentinterests

Blame Dex. He binge-watched the High School Musical movies with my darling Juline, and he wanted to watch more things set in this fantastical Albuquerque. And then the triplets followed suit, I suppose.

Wait, should children not be watching this show? @juline-k-dizznee, we have a problem.

KESLER IF YOUR KIDS WANT TO WATCH THINGS LOCATED IN ALBUQUERQUE YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM PLURIBUS

Screw the kids, I'm watching that! Come Juline, let's leave the cartel enablers, and watch this magnificent show!!

juline-k-dizznee

Sounds good to me!

Alright, @dizznee-triplets-offical, try not to burn the house down (oops, sorry Emery)

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

Emery is a drug dealer confirmed. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR THE LAST *checks watch* THIRTY MINUTES!!

His castle seems like the first ever cartel hideout, if you know what I mean...

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

Emery and Fallon right now:

I don't know who these two men are but my children are watching this human show and I thought it adept. Lex calls himself 'Heisenberg' for some reason. I'm sure that this 'Heisenberg' figure is an excellent role model for my children.

NO WAY YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD 😭😭😭

ihavenoconsistentinterests

Blame Dex. He binge-watched the High School Musical movies with my darling Juline, and he wanted to watch more things set in this fantastical Albuquerque. And then the triplets followed suit, I suppose.

Wait, should children not be watching this show? @juline-k-dizznee, we have a problem.

KESLER IF YOUR KIDS WANT TO WATCH THINGS LOCATED IN ALBUQUERQUE YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM PLURIBUS

Screw the kids, I'm watching that! Come Juline, let's leave the cartel enablers, and watch this magnificent show!!

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

Emery is a drug dealer confirmed. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR THE LAST *checks watch* THIRTY MINUTES!!

His castle seems like the first ever cartel hideout, if you know what I mean...

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

Emery and Fallon right now:

I don't know who these two men are but my children are watching this human show and I thought it adept. Lex calls himself 'Heisenberg' for some reason. I'm sure that this 'Heisenberg' figure is an excellent role model for my children.

NO WAY YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD 😭😭😭

Blame Dex. He binge-watched the High School Musical movies with my darling Juline, and he wanted to watch more things set in this fantastical Albuquerque. And then the triplets followed suit, I suppose.

Wait, should children not be watching this show? @juline-k-dizznee, we have a problem.

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

Emery is a drug dealer confirmed. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR THE LAST *checks watch* THIRTY MINUTES!!

His castle seems like the first ever cartel hideout, if you know what I mean...

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

Emery and Fallon right now:

I don't know who these two men are but my children are watching this human show and I thought it adept. Lex calls himself 'Heisenberg' for some reason. I'm sure that this 'Heisenberg' figure is an excellent role model for my children.

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

Emery is a drug dealer confirmed. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR THE LAST *checks watch* THIRTY MINUTES!!

His castle seems like the first ever cartel hideout, if you know what I mean...

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

No, I do not know how to get them.

Sure, and I do not have four children...

Kesler please. Be mature.

Fine, truce?

I just have one final question: what was your reasoning behind forcing my 13 year old son to make an ability restrictor and force his best friend, who was also 13 years old, to wear said restrictor? Care to share?

She posed a threat to the cities. The choice is not without regret.

Ah I see. So the same can be said of Linh Song, or Prentice Endal, or Keefe Sencen, or the Arias, or the countless pyrokinetics in our society forced to live as the Talentless? They too pose a threat to the cities?

Interesting...

The pyrokinesis ban was put in place because pyrokinetics posed a threat, yes.

Riiiiight...

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

No, I do not know how to get them.

Sure, and I do not have four children...

Kesler please. Be mature.

Fine, truce?

I just have one final question: what was your reasoning behind forcing my 13 year old son to make an ability restrictor and force his best friend, who was also 13 years old, to wear said restrictor? Care to share?

She posed a threat to the cities. The choice is not without regret.

Ah I see. So the same can be said of Linh Song, or Prentice Endal, or Keefe Sencen, or the Arias, or the countless pyrokinetics in our society forced to live as the Talentless? They too pose a threat to the cities?

Interesting...

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

No, I do not know how to get them.

Sure, and I do not have four children...

Kesler please. Be mature.

Fine, truce?

I just have one final question: what was your reasoning behind forcing my 13 year old son to make an ability restrictor and force his best friend, who was also 13 years old, to wear said restrictor? Care to share?

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

No, I do not know how to get them.

#me when i lie #kesler screams into the void

Sure, and I do not have four children...

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

#//AAA thank youuuu!!!! <33 #<-prev tags #//YOU'RE SO WELCOME!!#//it's a 10/10 experience <3

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

Dear Council,

from @kesler-dizznee-official

@kieran-heslege, did I do good?

Now is hardly the time for petty grievances, Mister Dizznee.

My grievance is legitimate, I stand by what I said, every bit of it. You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. I can’t apologize because it’s true.

Now are you going to get me the drugs or shall I perform another ditty?

juline-k-dizznee

My darling Juline,

WHY ON EARTH ARE THE TRIPLETS ON 'THE DRUGS'????

And do you think they could snag some for me? For educational purposes?

@kesler-dizznee-official

KESLER!

And sorey they're WHAT?

@dizznee-triplets-offical you are all in UNBELIEVABLE levels of trouble!

What?? I want to see what the big fuss is about! Yo, @the-real-councillor-emery, can you hook me up?

My darling Juline, it's terrible news, I know. I would never dream of doing such a thing!

(emery, you're still gonna get me some, right? You're the best!)

the-real-el-olivia

@master-cadence-official as the only person I can think of right now who knows English and elves… do elves know about human memes?

master-cadence-official

Some of them do, yes. You can blame @sophiefoster-ruewen for that.

the-real-el-olivia

…and what about human slang?

master-cadence-official

…yes. Though I am not happy about it.

keefesencen

hello chuds it is i the skibidi maxer too busy mogging to answer your call please leave your message at the beep!

I'm mildly scarred and incredibly intrigued. @dexter-dizznee, what is a chuds?

I have just arrived home from Slurps and Burps, and my dear Juline is watching this old film, though I'm a little hazy on the name, I'm afraid. Oh, "Edward Ferrars" (as Juline has just informed me) has come to the Dashwood house. Looks a bit strange, but I have decided to sit down and watch it. Wish me luck!