Lily Evans but with a black belt

London girl

[the-real-el-olivia]

[ooc: spoilers for Unraveled!!!]

Hi. You can call me El or Olivia (nice try, I know online safety). She/her.

Some things about me:

I know a lot of martial arts.

I’m 15.

I live in London.

I found out that some kid I beat up in a graveyard one time has a blog and I don’t???

Also there are elves on this site???

So yeah, I’m human and I’m confused as to wtf is going on here.

Here are all the elves I’ve found:

Graveyard boy and co.

Graveyard boy - @keefesencen (OOC: so i just realised the Keefe rp mod hasn’t read the latest books - please just ignore this blog until you get to Unraveled)

Graveyard boy’s blonde friend who seems important- @sophiefoster-ruewen

Graveyard boy’s OTHER blond friend - @dexter-dizznee

That blond friend’s siblings - @dizznee-triplets-offical

Graveyard boy’s OTHER OTHER blond friend - @marella-onfire @marellafiregirl

Graveyard boy’s not-blond friend who he’s apparently close with - @fitzythegoldenboy

Graveyard boy’s cool friend - @bianavackerr @biana-the-one-and-only

Those two friends’ older brother - @alvarlikespancakes

Graveyard boy’s water-powers friend - @livelaughlinh

Graveyard boy’s maybe friend? - @your-local-shade

The maybe-friend’s maybe-friend - @exneverseenglimmer

(side note: why do you elves have such complicated friends groups?)

Parent elves

Della Vacker- @dellsdivorcingalden

Alden Vacker- @alden-dedrick-vacker67

Cassius Sencen- @cass-lordeman

Tiergan Alenefar- @tiergan-single-father

Brontes father Lennor- @brontes-father-official

Brontes mother Lucilla- @brontes-mother-official

Juline Dizznee- @juline-k-dizznee

Shiny elf government people

Councillor Bronte- @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities

Councillor Oralie- @missringletsandrosycheeks

Councillor Alina- @ask-alina

Councillor Kenric (might be dead? Do you elves have ghosts or?)- @councillor-kenric-fathdon

Councillor Terik- @councillor-terik

Councillor Ramira- @councillor-ramira

Councillor Emery- @the-real-councillor-emery

Councillor Velia- @councillor-velia-guster

Councillor Zarina- @councillor-zarina-official

Councillor Clarette- @councillor-clarette-official

Councillor Darek- @councillor-darek

Councillor Noland- @councillor-noland

Councillor Liora- @councillor-liora-official

Um others

Amy Foster (OTHER HUMAN SPOTTED!!! Important blonde friend’s sister) - @amyneedscaffeine and or @amy-rose-official

Leto Kerlof (principal at graveyard boy’s school)- @letokerlof-ofthelostcities

Elwin Heslege (some very cool upgraded school nurse?)- @elwin-heslege-offical

Master Cadence Talle (vice principal of smth?)- @master-cadence-official

Sandor- (important blonde friend’s bodyguard) @captain-sandor

Silveny (WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALICORNS ARE REAL???)- @silveny-the-alicorn-offical @silveny-the-alicorn

Elf bad guys

The Neverseen- @neverseen-official

Vespera Folend- @vespera-folend-official

Normally I talk in this colour.

(OOC: Hi! I’m @randomfandomwriter. Please remember that both Eleanor and I are minors and send asks as such! Ask box is open. I repeat, ask box is open. You don’t have to have an rp blog to interact. I’m genderfluid so I use she/her and he/him.)

[the-real-el-olivia]

hello featherless!

-Brooke/@brooke-and-ivy-ashwood

ooh hi!

[roleplayasksandmemes]

Reblog to let others know you're all right with random starters in your inbox.

[the-real-el-olivia]

I lied to you all. My name is actually Eleanor Olivia Girlkisser Wright.

[your-local-shade]

are you gay???

why do people keep asking me this.

just because the company I’m forced to keep exhibit such behaviors doesn’t mean I indulge in said things.

@keefesencen @fitzroythevacker …@sophiefoster-ruewen

[the-real-el-olivia]

you people travel in packs (i say as if my second middle name is not girl kisser)

[kotlc-overheard]

There's a prodigy in my level that keeps shoving candy up his nose during class and then throwing it at the prodigy sitting in front of him. How to address?

@keefesencen you should probably cut that out.

[the-real-el-olivia]

wow elves and humans really aren’t that different

[the-real-el-olivia]

I totally did not just embarrass myself greatly.

Anyways I have now gotten pancakes.

(@alvarlikespancakes)

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you’re willing to share I guess I can listen

[the-real-el-olivia]

…I may have been practicing karate chops on the road and I accidentally knocked a cup of coffee out of a girl’s hand as she walked by and I went to apologise and then looked up and gaped because she was really pretty and then blurted out “Cabbage” and ran.

[alvarlikespancakes]

Cabbage?? Really?

[the-real-el-olivia]

I PANICKED OKAY (i watch too much atla)

[the-real-el-olivia]

I totally did not just embarrass myself greatly.

Anyways I have now gotten pancakes.

(@alvarlikespancakes)

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you’re willing to share I guess I can listen

[the-real-el-olivia]

…I may have been practicing karate chops on the road and I accidentally knocked a cup of coffee out of a girl’s hand as she walked by and I went to apologise and then looked up and gaped because she was really pretty and then blurted out “Cabbage” and ran.

[exneverseenglimmer]

iconic.

[the-real-el-olivia]

thank you.

[the-real-el-olivia]

I totally did not just embarrass myself greatly.

Anyways I have now gotten pancakes.

(@alvarlikespancakes)

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you’re willing to share I guess I can listen

[the-real-el-olivia]

…I may have been practicing karate chops on the road and I accidentally knocked a cup of coffee out of a girl’s hand as she walked by and I went to apologise and then looked up and gaped because she was really pretty and then blurted out “Cabbage” and ran.

[exneverseenglimmer]

iconic.

[the-real-el-olivia]

thank you.

[the-real-el-olivia]

I totally did not just embarrass myself greatly.

Anyways I have now gotten pancakes.

(@alvarlikespancakes)

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you’re willing to share I guess I can listen

[the-real-el-olivia]

…I may have been practicing karate chops on the road and I accidentally knocked a cup of coffee out of a girl’s hand as she walked by and I went to apologise and then looked up and gaped because she was really pretty and then blurted out “Cabbage” and ran.

[the-real-el-olivia]

Do

Do elves not have timezones???

[brontes-sister-official]

What are these... timezones, as you call them?

[the-real-el-olivia]

It’s like on different parts of the planet, it’ll be different times because the sun shines on different parts at different times.

How do you not have timezones???

[the-real-el-olivia]

@master-cadence-official as the only person I can think of right now who knows English and elves… do elves know about human memes?

[master-cadence-official]

Some of them do, yes. You can blame @sophiefoster-ruewen for that.

[the-real-el-olivia]

…and what about human slang?

[master-cadence-official]

…yes. Though I am not happy about it.

[keefesencen]

hello chuds it is i the skibidi maxer too busy mogging to answer your call please leave your message at the beep!

[the-real-el-olivia]

Oh god.

[the-real-el-olivia]

I totally did not just embarrass myself greatly.

Anyways I have now gotten pancakes.

(@alvarlikespancakes)

[the-real-el-olivia]

@master-cadence-official as the only person I can think of right now who knows English and elves… do elves know about human memes?

[master-cadence-official]

Some of them do, yes. You can blame @sophiefoster-ruewen for that.

[the-real-el-olivia]

…and what about human slang?

[tatturmemes]

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

[the-real-el-olivia]

Please elves distract me with your drama so I can forget the embarrassing thing I just did.

[the-real-el-olivia]

@alvarlikespancakes I need some escape from my mortification.

[alvarlikespancakes]

Nope, I am staying out of any and all drama from now on

[the-real-el-olivia]

damn it.

[the-real-councillor-emery]

so is there like an elven book of law or do you guys just have to memorize all the laws and be able to rattle them out off the top of your head

There is a book of laws, but it is expected that we have things memorized.

[tiergan-single-father]

The. . . The whole book?

[the-real-el-olivia]

elves are hardcore…

[tiergan-single-father]

No, it’s just those freaks, I’m afraid.

[the-real-el-olivia]

i see. Those freaks being… the government?