deadliest piece on the board

Dave || 18 || she/her || German

[kvndreil]

kevin day - all for the game trilogy

me? i’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board. 

[ourheartsinawe-deactivated20191]

the foxes as dynamic duos based on numerical order

Dan & Kev: Team “Exy is my Mom and Wymack is my Dad”

Andrew & Matt: Team “I would literally kill for Neil josten”

Aaron & Seth: Team “Bad attitudes accompanied with the slow process of unlearning homophobia”

Allison & Nicky: Team “Lgbtq Fashion Icons who won’t stop gossiping”

Renee & Neil: Team “Has canonically murdered people but the foxes still think of them as soft”

[thepalmtoptiger]

Interviewer: So Andrew, I heard that you learned how to play exy while in juvie. What made you decide to take up the sport? Especially at that time in your life.

Andrew, taking a careful sip of water: There are only so many things to do in juvie, [interviewer nods] and I already learned how to make a shiv and suck dick.

The interviewer, Andrew’s agent, his professional team PR department and GM and coach, the producers, the camera crew, that one random assistant, Kevin’s spirit, Wymack’s Minyard Senses:

[bsmr261]

Neil:

[palmettofoxden]

Neil Josten is the kind of person to unironically own a poster of Kevin modeling and also mock Kevin for having modeled.

[flaccid-rats]

Do you ever think David Wymack does that dad thing

That dad thing where he just

“KEV–ANDR–DAN–YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE COME HERE”

[alioszas]

Andrew and some very friendly cats

[foxerice]

wymack: does anyone mind telling me why the hell kevin looks like he was strangled a few minutes ago

andrew:

[ijustwanttoreblogthings]

Matt: remember Neil, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his-

Neil, cutting him off: -his fourth and fifth ribs, I know, what does that have to do with Andrew’s birthday?

[regaletea]

Oh my Neil, your mob life is showing, honey

[palmettofoxden]

All of the Trojans are in absolute awe when at the start of the first Foxes vs Trojans game with Jean on the Trojan team, Neil and Jean are talking in French and then Jean tips his head back and laughs hard at something Neil said. They have no idea that Neil and Jean’s entire conversation is just them trash talking each other in French.

[jerbearknox]

kevin: [breathes]

andrew:

[blankinsidecards]

This is unrealistic because Andrew isn’t tall enough to lean on a fridge like that

[jerbearknox]

it’s a mini fridge

[bi-kevinday]

honestly i love how needy neil is i bet it takes them about a year to get used to the casual kiss thing because neil isn’t used to physical affection and andrew isn’t used to trusting anyone so whenever they kiss it’s anything but casual even if they meant it to be quick it turns into an intense makeout session because they’re both so fucking in love they just never want to stop 

[aspergickevinday-deactivated202]

I’m so glad Andrew Minyard is canonically a gay man and in a loving relationship with Neil Josten, whomest he loveth?¿???¿????¿¿?

Do you know how many fandoms I’ve been in where it’s like “X is gay and they’re dating Y” because the potential is right there if only the writer(s) would come through but it’s all just fanon?

Neil Josten, the protagonist of a trilogy about a made up sport and the Yakuza, a plot which has nothing to do with being LGBT, is canonically MLM and canonically with his true love, Andrew Minyard? 

Like, Andreil isn’t just a fanon thing that we made up because we’re starving for content, this is official. It’s real. 

And it’s not just implied, oh no no no no no, we all remember how TKM went down. It doesn’t just go big or go home, it goes so big it becomes its own home.

Andrew Joseph Minyard and Neil Abram Josten are in love, they live together, they own at least two cats, and are going to be together for the rest of their lives. 

That’s not just something I pulled out of my arse because I felt like it, that shit is for real. 

Do you realise how high the bar has been set by these two? They’re fictional characters, yet they made me believe in soulmates, again.

Anyway, that’s my 2AM thoughts.

[ekftff]

side profiles are my enemy. but hi here’s some more Andrew art

[danwylds]

I know Andrew is all no emotions and what not, but I like to imagine him screeching internally when he sees a bug,

[daykevin]

#this is so funny#unstoppable force (andrew’s unwillingness to show fear) vs immovable object (bug on the bathroom door)#andrew [flatly]: there’s a bug in the bathroom #neil: huh?#andrew: a bug. in the bathroom #neil: …okay? #andrew: #neil [delighted]: OH (via @softminyard)

YOU CAN’T LEAVE GOLD LIKE THIS IN THE TAGS

[nickyklose]

Imagine that you just want to go out and blow off some steam and your weird ass twin brings the new kid and ends up drugging him and then you guys get asked to leave bc the new kid paid a busboy to knock him out. AND THEN the next morning half of your party goes to pick up food and the new kid THROWS A GLASS AT YOU,

[nickyklose]

He didn’t just swat at it or knock it away he SMACKED IT AWAY. Homeboy is pissed

[ironmess]

captain marvel is a reflection of the female experience. having a mentor telling you that you are only there because he allows it, that you have to control your emotions and that “what is giving can be taken away” is a female experience. seeing Carol setting herself free from that man and discovering that not only he was lying, but that he was restraining her because he knew that she was stronger than him is so fucking powerful to women because we can relate to it on a deep level

so I don’t give a shit if men can’t relate to captain marvel. this movie isn’t for you.

[jerbearknox]

jean talks in his sleep. kevin warned jeremy about this, and jeremy was fully prepared to hear mumbling in french the first time he roomed with jean. what he didn’t expect?

“kevin you dumb bitch why would you eat raw eggs. this is why you keep smelling peanut butter”