Small your dick
Unsmall your dick
Your dick
Bad
There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???
What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences
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dirt enthusiast

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess
Today's Document
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home

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@kexcormacson
Small your dick
Unsmall your dick
Your dick
Bad
There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???
What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences
certified iconic post
this thread on twitter is fucking killing me
IT GETS BETTER
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lmao prev
hey bro. is that your boobs in your shirt or is your penis huge and two of them
I love these posts,, incomprehensible
my post makes perfect sense, if you have the mind of a Dope Soul with a Grand Vision of the world, like I do
sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush
like they didn't need to do this
& they say romance is dead
I saw someone reblog this dismissing it as AI despite the fact they're 1 click away from a search engine. "Rosetta Nebula" is all you'd have to type. Perhaps the biggest travesty with ai images is going to be robbing people of their wonder for what's actually possible in the universe and continuing to shrink their bubble of understanding based on whether they believe it at a glance.
The image has been colorized differently above but the Rosetta Nebula is real and actually looks like that.
it looks less like a human skull than it does Homo heidelbergensis:
Look, it formed a long time ago, it had to work with the reference it had
such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.
Bitch
They sold their soul for that talent
youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
It'll be like
*music box playing*
*dog snoring*
*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*
The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire
Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:
1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"
2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed
Vibe based knowledge yeah
Bro fr me
compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun
because this post is still going around: yes, im a lawyer now!
I can think of a really easy solution to this problem.
PSA to everyone, there's free cats outside that either don't have a home or don't have an owner who's worth anything. Never feel bad about protecting both the cat and the environment by taking it in. People with outdoor cats can go fuck themselves
doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???
tags via @lastoneout
peer reviewing your tags right back because I feel like if you ordered wine with ice in it the bartender might actually do something like that in retaliation
You get an Atlantic Sturgeon
Acipenser oxyrinchus
where did you learn the word aglet (shoelace cap)
wikipedia rabbit hole
fun fact book/visual encyclopedia/etc
telomere analogy
something else??
this poll
because I may have made some oversights, if you voted something else:
phineas and ferb
other book/tv show/movie
tumblr
other internet source
someone irl
still something else