so there's this girl ... and basically.. um...

⛏️🏜️🚶

[key-lime-pine]

Today I picked up a park duck.

[hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes]

Music

Alastor, listening to music on an iPod, shouting because he’s wearing headphones: CHARLIE PUT ALL MY RECORDS ONTO THIS RECTANGLE Alastor: IT’S AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE

[key-lime-pine]

I love this

[kylerinthebathroomataparty]

I just love the way you.... walk out the door....

The way you slowly.. move your feet..

Ever so slightly

Towards the door...

Easing the doorknob slowly to the right~

Opening that

Large

Gigantic

Door~

STEPPING OUT INTO THE WORLD~

oh, angel-

S H U T T H E D O O R ~ ! 😫💦

SHUT IT!

S H U T

T H E

D O O R!

Alright now someone lock the door, please-

I found the key, motherfucker

(Wheeze)

CURSE YOU!

[its5amandimstillawake]

Alastor and charlie

"inside of every "inside of every demon

demon is a rainbow" Is a lost cause"

"with just a little "they'll spend a little

time down in the time down in this has

happy hotel" been hotel"

So I was rewatching the alastor song and I realized this man mimics the same movement Charlie makes during the lines that he references from charlies' song, mockingly. I honestly didn't catch it at first but it's a nice little detail

Also yes, I know I made it a little confusing with how I put the words, right is Charlie and her quotes and left is alastor and his quotes, I just wanted to put them side by side

[key-lime-pine]

While trying to learn these songs I realized they're the exact same Melody but on is jazzified

[our-radio-show]

The Hazbin Hotel pilot with Alastor in a nutshell

[key-lime-pine]

That's it that's the whole episode

[key-lime-pine]

20 likes and I'll send the cum zone song to the Tumblr-Bot

Tap to see the meme - https://ifunny.co/fun/GtbDqLOA7?s=u

[thenatsdorf]

Ducks walk on snow for the first time.

[key-lime-pine]

Squad goals

[babyanimalgifs]

The cutest duck I’ve ever seen. 

via @flora_and_fowl

[key-lime-pine]

Soft boi

[calizonia]

this scene is so iconic i died for a good 10 mins but what really sealed the deal was Alastor’s face

THE FUCKING BROKEN GLASS LMAO AND HOW HE JUST “hA !!! no” HE’S SO ASEXUAL I LOVE HIM

[meatticrisus-deactivated2024060]

[zer0foxx]

Charlie: Alastor you can’t park there, that’s for the handicapped

Alastor: I am handicapped, I have a broken back

Charlie: From wha-

Alastor: From carrying this show

[key-lime-pine]

Shots fucking fired (yaint wrong tho)

[jadeazora]

Part 2 of Alastor, because why the hell not? :D

[radiiostatiics]

angel dust: it’s no nut november my guys 😔

alastor:

alastor: what do you MEAN we can’t eat nuts in november

[key-lime-pine]

I watched hazbin hotel and lost nnn

[nakamatoo]

The chaos of radio

[meatticrisus-deactivated2024060]

[npc-1173]

ALASTOR IS ASEXUAL

THIS IS CANON

PLEASE RESPECT IT

[key-lime-pine]

Yes

[zanabelle99]

[key-lime-pine]

This