[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dinuguan]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

[supertears]

[rabbitfears-deactivated20180125]

[byjameschester]

Beg (2014) Oil on canvas

James Chester

[elfvenomm]

What the hell is this

[agony5678]

[elfvenomm]

Oh

[milfdud]

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[thatnordicguy]

[silverhawk]

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

[silverhawk]

i like them

[lumnch]

boneless Yoshi

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[st-swithin]

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class