Prepare to fail, fools!

indie rp blog for kaos of skylanders. this muse is a ridiculous character by design, so don't take anything he says seriously!

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I actually got all caught up with Skylanders Academy! And now I’m itching to get some interactions going, whoop whoop!

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HEYO! After nearly a year, I managed to get back into this account! So happy days!

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450 Icons Of Kaos from Skylanders Academy EP 1

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pokegirlsky-rpicons:

Download here

These were made for @keyos but anyone is free to use. I would like you to reblog if you download though.

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(((Come baack, I don't know if you are a sideblog or what but I really wanted to rp with you!))

*Rises from the dead pure dramatic-like* YYYYoooo! Yes, I am! Sorry that I’ve been gone for so long. I kinda forgot the log-on details for this blog. *sweats*

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//maaaaan I can’t believe I’ve found a Glumshanks rper on here. Didn’t think I would, and certainly not this soon. This is gonna be gewddddd

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(AAAAA FINNALY! A Kaos blog! Do you mind OCs? The blog is a side log and is named PxrtalMxster)

//(Might as well make this public) Heyo there!Me, I loooove OCs, so throw ‘em at me!

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“I have to laugh. HAHhahahahahaha! I HAVE TO! Because even though you somehow managed to not get squashed, you now face the most hideous and powerful of all my MINIONS! Meet the same minion that destroyed the core of light - and will do so again! Meet the beast that sent Eon to his well-deserved bodiless OBLIVION! Meet - my Hydra!

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//I have to laugh every time I notice I lose followers on blogs where the muses I use are either unknown or unusual, but yet if I pick a really popular muse, followers come along in spades.

Really says a lot about this place, huh. But hey, I don’t care - merely in it for the fun of rping, so thanks for sticking by me if you’re still following me, lol.

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“Another wretched human?” Unoraptormon growled, golden orbs narrowing at the tiny being before her. She bared her blood stained fangs at him, tail club forcing the air to whistle, “Or a tiny child who’s mother taught him nothing of manners?”

A human woman at the creature’s feet laughed, “Oi pipsqueak, did you come across a helium field?” she pressed her left hand against Uno’s front arm, standing just under her scaly chest, “So, what’s your story?”

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Kaos promptly gulped when he caught those glimmering hues focus on him, a shiver of fear paralysing him for a second before the jibe at his mother allowed him to find his courage once again. “Do NOT speak of my mother in that wayyy! Only I CAN - ME - got that, fool?!”

Exhaling sharply, his jaw slides forward to expose a handful of fanged teeth, which promptly chew away at his upper lip as he takes note of another creature, accompanying the larger one. It was two against one - not good. He’d have to fix these odds, but not quite yet.     Not before he had the chance to gloat, at least.

“Thank you for pointing out my small-but-secretly-devilish size, dear. Since you’re being SO KIND to me compared to your scaly pal there, I’ll indulge you: my ‘story’ “ --a word he enclosed in air quotes as he pronounced it -- “is a simple one - I wish to OBLITERATE EVERYONE   who dares to stand in my wayyyy!”

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Bulbous crimson hues narrow cautiously as he listened to her explanation, a tall tale filled with longed for destruction and complete misery for all affected. Such a story greatly appealed  to Kaos, a denizen of a world where life thrived on airborne islands rather than an immovable continent or other, solid ground.       Thus, it was with a series of clumsy steps that he closed the distance separating them, he a black robed gremlin who greedily steepled his fingers as a maniacal laugh rattled his chest, filling the air wit audible menace. He was anything but trustful, and the wise would do well to repel him.       Unless of course, he found a kindred spirit in the stranger.

“I have no idea what you’re BLABBERING about, strange woman! But, if you’re out to cause mayhem, I’m on board!”

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“Listen here, lizard breath!”

Pointing both fingers at the considerably larger creature before him, the sorcerer hunches his shoulders, leaning forward as if to add weight to the trivial threat produced by his ever incessant tongue. Should he fear for his life, he could always call upon his Hydragon to fend off this mysterious dragon - why were there so many around these parts? - but, for the present time, he genuinely felt brave.     Which was a rarity in itself, and not meant to last.

“I don’t know where it is that you’ve hailed from, but you should at least know that you two choices before you; pledge your undying loyalty to ME, Kaos, would-be RULER OF SKYLANDS, or don’t, which - spoiler alert - would mean VERY bad news for you.     So! What’s your answer? Will you stand by my side? Or foolishly turn again MEEEE?”

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His small chest inflates at the sight of the other....creature....some so-and-so who happens to tower over him and yet, does not appear to resemble any Skylander residence he had known.    So who was she?!

“Stand BACK, creature! I don’t know WHO you are but if you should come any closer, I won’t hesitate to unleash my awesomely evil powersssss on you!”

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starter call

//Any takers for a starter with this dramatic megalomaniac?  8) I can promise there will be lulz aplenty~

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Smoke billows forth from a doorway that is abruptly pushed open. Through the gap created, a glad headed gremlin stumbles into the open, falling flat on his face with an audible grunt, his arms stretched out before him.

To the average stranger, the boy seemed harmless - merely a child spouting about the end times. Unfortunately, he did have gifts, granted power through an alliance with The Darkness which enabled him to conjure up a myriad of schemes limited only by his imagination.     And sometimes, his most heinous plans often required...enlisting external help. Such as the armed creature standing close by.

As he motioned to rise, Kaos dusted off his robe and muttered darkly to himself, condemning his own clumsiness before coughing to clear his throat. Once ready, the dark sorcerer would chuckle, brief, then throw up his arms, scooting closer to the other as quickly as his stubby legs would carry him.

“HELLO there, good fellow! If you don’t mind me saying your appearance is IMPRESSIVELY SCARY indeed! ....more than those amateurish TROLLS I’m loathe to employ....Anyyyywayyyy, are you lost? If so, I would more than happy to give you the grand tour.....me, the soon-to-be-EMPERORRRR of Skylands.... KAAAAOS!”

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starter call

//Any takers for a starter with this dramatic megalomaniac?  8) I can promise there will be lulz aplenty~

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@ofgemsandwumpa | continued from: x

[💎] Obviously any Skylander rip-offs Kaos could make were bad news. He’d bested his “Evil minions” before when he destroyed the Core of Light. Guess “doom” was his word of the day, every day…

“Doomlanders… that the best you got? You already tried making evil heroes, Kaos. Didn’t end well for you.”

It seemed that the many-times foiled fiend would spot at nothing to see Skylands in ruins, feeling more confident than ever after discovering the existence of Mind Magic.     Perhaps this time he’d succeed, after suffering a string of failures for so long.

“Don’t be quick to count them out, Skylander! I can PROMISE that this will be different. In fact, why don’t we quit with all the posturing and cut straight to the action. I’ll  summon one of my new overtly awesome minions to do battle with you...right here, right NOW!”

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what would you do without Glumshanks by your side?

“What do you THINK I’ll do, fool?”     He paused to let the other offer an answer. Unfortunately, his pause lasted all of a second before he gave an answer anyway.

“Make a POWERFUL minion to serve me, of course! I can do much....better...than that....worthless troll.... yesican...”    Or perhaps he couldn’t.