My name is Ashe Royale, and if you're reading this, that means I'm already in your head. You can do whatever you want to try and fight it, but I always win in the end.
I'm better than your girlfriend, your wife, hell, even your hand won't compare to me. Because of that, you'll give up your paycheck every time because it was mine to begin with, now wasn't it?
Once $35 tribute minimum has been sent, I offer the services listed in the tags, along with others. Closed mouths don't get fed, so ask about whatever you don't see. I'm always looking for subjects to join my Kingdom, so step forward and let me break you in.














