Kruphix, God of Keyboard Solos

M:TG Shitposter. 27/m/uk, sometimes I post other things too. Creator of the yet unknown TITANIC OVERLORDS M:TG format.

[shyflops]

“It is suprising, but it is not fabulous.”

[bace-jeleren]

Why does jace look high

It’s the weed

[rodimuses]

Who’s giving jace weed

[bace-jeleren]

[rodimuses]

NO

[bace-jeleren]

[bace-jeleren]

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

Mindcrank :D

Crank it up!

[keytarofkruphix]

When you’re sure you had those extra shocks and fetches but after checking through your collections and decks, you actually don’t have them.

[keytarofkruphix]

Dragon Shield seems to be the consensus here.

[keytarofkruphix]

Tell me about the sleeves you use for your decks.

[accomplished-automodad]

REBLOG THIS TO GET A CUSTOM MAGIC CARD BASED OFF OF YOUR URL/BLOG IN YOUR INBOX

I may call myself crazy for doing this later but hey I wanna go ahead and put this out there!

[keytarofkruphix]

Who wants to see the latest abomination of a janky deck I want to take to FNM in an effort to troll the shit out of people more?

[keytarofkruphix]

Whenever I’m given a deck I wonder how I can turn it into a Mindcrank combo.

No exceptions.

[keytarofkruphix]

what the fuck are you guys even talking about anymore

[keytarofkruphix]

Guys, help me.

As I’m starting this blog up again I’m thinking maybe I should move away from Kruphix because fucking hell that set was years ago.

What’s hip and new in M:TG

[tenmanaearthquake]

@bace-jeleren

[bace-jeleren]

A very nice picture of me from my best angle

[keytarofkruphix]

This was my actual first commander, not kidding.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

What the fuck ever happened to @keytarofkruphix? Homeboy was like my first mutual but I think they died.

[eight-times-nine]

Looking at their blog it seems as though they got so hyped about Bayonetta being in smash that they YOOOOOO’d themself into the nth dimension

[keytarofkruphix]

I’ve been around.

[avatar-of-woah]

How was the nth?

[keytarofkruphix]

Decent enough. The people were nice, food was good, but moving in non-standard physical space is a bitch and a half.

[titanicoverlords-blog]

Let’s get BIG! TITANIC OVERLORDS is here.

The TITANIC OVERLORDS tumblr page is up and running. Thanks to the folks that helped name it and get the basic rules sorted with me.

This is an introduction and a basic primer on TITANIC OVERLORDS, a new varient format for EDH/Commander.

TITANIC OVERLORDS is a format where you go big or go home. You play big spells, big creatures, you make big plays. Games are epic in scope. You never settle for the little picture; always aim big. Aim to be TITANIC.

Rules: The normal rules for Commander are used. See here for the basic gist of things. TITANIC OVERLORDS uses the following varient rules:

A bigger, blacker format: TITANIC LEADERS runs a 100 card singleton deck, excluding your Titanic Overlord. Your deck should have 101 cards in total.

MY NAME IS HUGE: Except lands, no card in your deck can have a CMC value less than 4.

Certain cards have to be restricted. Like all formats, TITANIC OVERLORDS has a banlist under the cut.

Keep reading

[keytarofkruphix]

How the fuck do I have 309 followers I’ve been gone for over two years

[keytarofkruphix]

I need to rebrand this blog AND pick up work on Titanic Overlords again because fuck.

I’m making my own goddamn format.

[keytarofkruphix]

This is some auspicious shit right here.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Oh my god welcome back buddy

[keytarofkruphix]

you fool

gods can’t DIE we’re indestructible

Yo though, serious talk. I just sorta ghosted tumblr for a while and took a look out of idle curiosity.

Tumblr definitely needs more MTG shitposting and I need a rebrand.