droog bloog

rachel. trans woman. '91.

[hellspawnmotel]

oh fraw bow

(prints available!)

[superfightingrobot-megaman]

[badjokesbyjeff]

The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, “Wasp noises from around the world”.

Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. “Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto an ancient turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused.

“I don’t recognise any of these noises, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?”

The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is still confused “No, I still don’t recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?” The assistant skips the needle on, and the world’s foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. “It’s no good. I just don’t recognise any of these wasps”

The assistant peers at the label of the record and says…

“Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side”

[txttletale]

no. Yourew not allowed to enjoy d&d. ifg you are out there and enojying a game of 5e my elite squad of pbta warriors will crash in yhtough yourt windows and get a mixed success on their roll, allowing them to flawlessly handcuff and arrest you but at the cost of describing to the GM one dream they will never achieve,

[txttletale]

afer being arrested oyu will be taken to the OSR dungeon and put in a plain stone cell with nothinmg to your name but [rolls oon table real quick] two day's wroth of bread, a serpent's fang, a pendant bearing the symbol of the storm god, and a quiver containing 1d4 flint arrows

[koroa]

"when I look beneath the mask I am forced to wear, I see only emptiness"

[santapau]

Remind me later.

[cyberpunkonline]

[lindleland]

i should fuck my ps2

[199x-furry-archive]

groove.gif - Art By: Timothy Fay - Found on VCL, made 1992, posted 3/16/1996.

[boccher]

because the word "tomato" is the same at the beginning and at the end, you can say it on loop forever.

[khaldorko]

[thelilnan]

happy ten years, trans bugs!

[einharr]

El-soh

Commissioned by @voidsnout.

[mylifeinwindows]

ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𖥔 ۫ ּ ֗ ֗ ִ˖ just a lil guy ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𖥔 ۫ ּ ִ ֗ ִ˖ ۫

[miss-mossball]

sneepy day

[dozydawn]

chemist unsettling normies compilation

[txttletale]

no. Yourew not allowed to enjoy d&d. ifg you are out there and enojying a game of 5e my elite squad of pbta warriors will crash in yhtough yourt windows and get a mixed success on their roll, allowing them to flawlessly handcuff and arrest you but at the cost of describing to the GM one dream they will never achieve,

[txttletale]

afer being arrested oyu will be taken to the OSR dungeon and put in a plain stone cell with nothinmg to your name but [rolls oon table real quick] two day's wroth of bread, a serpent's fang, a pendant bearing the symbol of the storm god, and a quiver containing 1d4 flint arrows

[cycleofharvest]

@lesserknownwaifus

[yr-tiktok-mom]