MAJESTIC

X.VI.MCMXCII. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.

[jayywesst]

Elementary days when you had a doctors appointment and you come back to school and stunt on niggas with McDonald's 😂

[bitchycode]

[kiaraynebeau]

I am he 😂😂

[naturalhairqueens]

Omg so pretty

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[swankkat-deactivated20230101]

As a 911 Dispatcher, I can attest to this. If you are in trouble and need help, but can’t talk for whatever reason, we are trained to help you in more discreet ways. Pizza/take out ordering, calling a “friend,” even “accidentally” butt-dialing and just keeping the line open (it is easier to get a trace on your phone if you keep an open line, plus call takers can hear whatever is going on in the background, especially if you are in a moving vehicle) can all help.

[kiaraynebeau]

Save lives

[naturalhairqueens]

HER HAIR PUFF IS SO HUGE! WOW! Reblog if this is looking like #goals to you!

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[kushandwizdom]

Never underestimate the power of Good Morning texts, apologies, random compliments and "I made this playlist for you"

[naturalhairqueens]

Say hello to the 2nd generation of the natural hair revolution! They are gonna be so on fleek!

[extramadness]

[hungwy]

*me, a large, ancient grazing mammal* whom wants to be my gf? Please– *gets speared in the neck by hunter-gatherers*

[naturalhairqueens]

Beautiful. That natural hair always looks good in almost any style. Those honey highlights are nice too.

[stayingwoke]

Today in :When you forget to hide your racism News

Australian TV host congratulates a biracial girl for inheriting white skin vs. brown skin.

[babycakesbriauna]

He honestly couldn’t believe she just did that while they were on air.

[gemtothejam]

Wow. Smh

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

Even the guy had to do a double take on her ass to make sure he heard correctly

[winefinedarkchicks]

Woah, woah, woah. Everyone please watch this. Nooooo.

[kiaraynebeau]

Perfect example of how race is much more than the color of your skin. This ignorant woman fails to realize that just because Maria has brown skin and Lucy has fair skin that they’re still biracial. So regardless if she’s congratulating Lucy or not, she’s also choosing to ignore that they are both still genetically half white and half Jamaican. She doesn’t realize that she just disrespected Lucy, in an attempt to “praise” her skin just as much as she tried offending Maria.

[kiaraynebeau]

I remember the first time I saw this years ago. Still same thought, "Dumb Bitch."

[naturalhairqueens]

Curly Love!

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[enjay-35]

Sign That Boy Right Now!!!!

[imsoshive]

Damn

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job