Act As If

I feel the sensation: fight or flight. It's constant. I should just pick one. I, Elliot Alderson, am flight. I am fear. I am anxiety, terror, panic.

[theonion]

“If you’re listening, Sen. McConnell, please—we’ve had enough,” said a spokesperson for 340 million Americans across the country

Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself

WASHINGTON—In an emotional press conference driven by fear and desperation, the American public begged Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Thursd

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Watching in horror as the wheezing man hacked directly into his palm before grabbing the nearest handrail, local bus passenger Derek Lawson told reporters Thursday that the guy violently coughing across the aisle from him better just have throat cancer. “So help me God, if I get bronchitis right before my vacation because this guy hacking up a lung is not, in fact, succumbing to pharyngeal cancer, I’m gonna lose my shit,” said Lawson, adding that the only reasonable excuse for the man to be unleashing wet, full-bodied coughs all over the 66 westbound bus during rush hour would be a tragic, malignant tumor that posed no threat of spreading a highly contagious virus to other passengers.

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By @levitann

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Painting by

Stephen Magsig

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

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[darquitectura]

Alvar Aalto, Baker House

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Muller House, Belgium 

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sometimes it be like