Emmy Altava, At Your Service!

"My name is Emmy Altava, but you can just call me Emmy! Gathering information for the Professor is my specialty and nothing ever gets past me and my trusty camera!" ------------- Current M!A : none ------------- ((New threads and such should be tagged 'assistantkickbutt'))

[voracxty]

"Happy birthday Hersh!" She said while giving him a rough pat on the back. "How old does that make you now?"

He grunted at the contact, but didn’t otherwise react to it.

"Thank’s Emmy-! I’m, uhm… 19, now. I was seventeen at the whole… event. Last years was… either I was in the forest or in a cell.To be honest, I almost forgot about it, this year.”

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Wow! You're growing up so fast, aren't you?

"Ahaha, don't worry though. It was my birthday three days ago but I was too busy to celebrate it."

[targentfucker]

Her comment didn’t phase him, and he kept a cool face.

"You know not of my strenuous training. And I’d really rather not harm a woman.

Human on the inside? I suppose if you’re referring to the people he eats, then yes. He has human inside.”

[kick-butt-assistant]

"I doubt you could ever hurt me, Simon . And I'm getting tired of your sass. Just take the collar off already. This is your last chance."

[allthingseurope]

Goslar, Germany (by schreibtnix off for while)

[kick-butt-assistant]

((beddy bye time.))

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Because it’s wrong and inhumane. And I know what he’s been through in the past. Now if you don’t plan to, you better call the ambulance now so that they’ll be here by the time i’m done with you." 

[targentfucker]

"Oh, Emmy. Do you truly think you’d be able to harm me?

And ‘inhumane’ isn’t exactly the right choice of words. Wouldn’t that imply that he’s human?”

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Yes. A girly man who wears dresses and has bread hair would not be able to beat a girl who trains everyday.

And no matter what kind of curse was put on him, hes still human on the inside."

[voracxty]

For a few moments, he contemplated not telling her. Contemplated the idea of constructing some grand lie to cover everything up and keep himself out of danger because Emmy knew everything about him, he’d told her.

She knew about his issues with electrical shocks.

And Hershel knew that she’d hold to her promise of beating up every male he knew. What was more - she wouldn’t believe any lie he told her. No matter how well-told, she would just… know.

"…S-s-simon F-foster." He stammered - half scared that Simon would do something, half scared what Emmy herself would do. "He… he s-snuck into my house, one night… I w-was… It was one of those nights, you know?” Where he ate a lot. She’d seen him on one of those nights once. “I didn’t hear him come in. I only… I only knew he was inside after h-he’d locked th-the collar on, and woke me up.” And then… Simon’d started ‘experimenting’.

"H-h-he… He, turned it up as high as the voltage could go…" He said weakly. "If it wasn’t for Gluttony’s healing, I’d be dead… if not by the sheer amount of electrcity, then by… t-trying to tear my throat out." He couldn’t look at her. Emmy was inraged, and he doubted he could ever stop her now.

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Simon?! That sneaky snake, he’ll regret ever bothering you."

Emmy didn’t want anybody to lay a finger on poor Hershel. He’s already been through so much, it isn’t right. Emmy took his hands and hers and gave him a gentle and warm smile.

"Don’t you worry Hersh, I’ll get that off of you in no time."

[voracxty]

For a moment, Hershel flushed. Despite Emmy’s absence, he still rather liked her - and gentle physical contact was not something he was too accustomed too. He only hoped she didn’t notice the prosthetic.

"H-he said it would shock me if I tried to take it off. I think he still has the key, but… he hasn’t done anything else since. I th-think he just likes the power. Having leverage over me." The ability to control him, essentially. Who wouldn’t like to have the ability to order around an immortal?

"I… think he said I scare him, at some point. But he… also, he said that if his Layton finds out, he’ll make my life worse… I didn’t want to tell anyone in case he decided to do that anyway; if anyone found out and confronted him for it…"

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Don't worry Hersh, just leave everything to me."

And with that, she ran off.

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Do you think I’m playing around? Take it off. NOW."

[targentfucker]

"Why does it matter so much to you whether I take it off or not?"

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Because it's wrong and inhumane. And I know what he's been through in the past. Now if you don't plan to, you better call the ambulance now so that they'll be here by the time i'm done with you." 

[targentfucker]

"Scientific curiosity."

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Well take it off, you monster! That is cruel and wrong!"

[targentfucker]

"Aw, but don’t you think he looks so pretty in it?"

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Do you think I'm playing around? Take it off. NOW."

[kick-butt-assistant]

"SIMON?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

[targentfucker]

"No need to shout."

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Why did you put a shock collar on Hershel?"

[targentfucker]

"Scientific curiosity."

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Well take it off, you monster! That is cruel and wrong!"

[kick-butt-assistant]

"SIMON?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

[targentfucker]

"No need to shout."

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Why did you put a shock collar on Hershel?"

[kick-butt-assistant]

"SIMON?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

[voracxty]

For a few moments, he contemplated not telling her. Contemplated the idea of constructing some grand lie to cover everything up and keep himself out of danger because Emmy knew everything about him, he’d told her.

She knew about his issues with electrical shocks.

And Hershel knew that she’d hold to her promise of beating up every male he knew. What was more - she wouldn’t believe any lie he told her. No matter how well-told, she would just… know.

"…S-s-simon F-foster." He stammered - half scared that Simon would do something, half scared what Emmy herself would do. "He… he s-snuck into my house, one night… I w-was… It was one of those nights, you know?” Where he ate a lot. She’d seen him on one of those nights once. “I didn’t hear him come in. I only… I only knew he was inside after h-he’d locked th-the collar on, and woke me up.” And then… Simon’d started ‘experimenting’.

"H-h-he… He, turned it up as high as the voltage could go…" He said weakly. "If it wasn’t for Gluttony’s healing, I’d be dead… if not by the sheer amount of electrcity, then by… t-trying to tear my throat out." He couldn’t look at her. Emmy was inraged, and he doubted he could ever stop her now.

[kick-butt-assistant]

"Simon?! That sneaky snake, he'll regret ever bothering you."

Emmy didn't want anybody to lay a finger on poor Hershel. He's already been through so much, it isn't right. Emmy took his hands and hers and gave him a gentle and warm smile.

"Don't you worry Hersh, I'll get that off of you in no time."

[kick-butt-assistant]

((ARGH!! Screw studying! I'm gonna fail anyway! I'm taking a shower, answer a few things draw and then sleep.))

[timehlord-deactivated20140316]

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

It’s the sound of Harry Potter fandom ready to explode.

[kick-butt-assistant]

No, it's coming from crates in the desert. But only some of the crates tick.

[kick-butt-assistant]

places this here

[kick-butt-assistant]

((I almost died three times today

First was in school. It's like 90 degrees, the school has no ac, and they don't allow us to drink water during class. well i probably wouldn't have had an actual heat stroke but you get were i'm going.

Second there was almost an accident involving the bus I was ridding home on so eheheh yeah...

And third when I got off the bus, i didn't see this car coming so I almost got hit by it. Funny thing is that they never slowed down. I just have really fast reflexes.

Dammit)) 

[kick-butt-assistant]

((School time bbl))