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My Favourite DPXDC Posts

Crack posts.

Kitten Danny

Haunted Doll

Free Hugs

Danny the Professional annoyance

Is it a Birdy or the Devil?

BatBlob

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Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

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My best post.

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hey hey! don’t do this!

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i’ve seen a lot of people in the notes say like “well i just enjoy it even though other people don’t like it,” but that’s not what i mean, i mean like when they flat out say that what i like is stupid.

i much prefer if they said “that’s not really my thing, but glad it makes you happy!” because what happens is this

then slowly like you start to think “maybe it is stupid” and it takes away all the fun of just enjoying something that makes you happy and it’s not a good feeling

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T H I S...... is why you shouldn't be so fucking rude

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gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

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I was half expecting him to do this at some point.

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(This is where I got the idea lol)

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jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

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“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole

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i saw someone write it as xitter and it felt really apt to me

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i saw someone write

it as xitter and it felt

really apt to me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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tooka trooper reaction to catobi?

He scares them (Alpha-17 is looming over him like hes afraid the tookatroopers are going to swarm him, jump him, smother him basically the scared helicopter parent)

You ever like seen a group of cats who are trying to be very cool but this one cat is just, a goof? them. But they wont leave a cat behind so they are like babysitting Catobi as the troopers are like, attempting to climb across coruscant and somehow only Catobi will make it to the top of the senate building and tooka fox is panicking

Alpha-17 is gonna use the spray bottle on them all

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“𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍….? 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝. “

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I rewatched the marineford arc last night. Why? WHY do i do this to myself 😭😭

Also might do a Ghost!Ace keychain, i need it

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Seeing all the tookas reminded me, especially the Mando ones vs the Clone ones, of some myths. So like, I know about the Japanese myth regarding foxes that live a long time will gain more tails and gain more power and how that leads to the kyubi, and the same that goes for cats that have long tails and power can eventually have their tails split and become a nekomata.

So imagine a clone tooka or a mando tooka surviving lots of battles and their tails go longer or fluffier and then one day, 'pop!' suddenly their tail splits into two! WHAT THE KARK?! MY TAIL!!!! OH THE HORROR!! HIDE IT! HIDE IT!!

But then, in the next battle, or falling vases onto their General, and said tooka!clone can suddenly move super fast and intercept that dangerous vase or pull a Cody and spin-kicks the head off a droid! Mando tookas's fur gets SUPER fluffy and protective or their claws can become super durable to tear through doors.

Winged-tooka clones of course gain even MORE WINGS!!! FASTER ZOOMIES! MORE CRAZY MOVES IN THE SKY!!

It may be a big ask, but could you draw some of this? I live a little bit through these since I'm horribly allergic to cats in real life and just seeing the cuties gives me life~<3

I imagine their tails have to loose 50% of their orginal mass to make room for more tails. And the shape reminded me of those cat tail reeeds! So maybe it’s a silly thing to imagine when a tookatrooper has to many tails which are tactical inhibitors, getting in the way and everything, they go to the room of a thousands fountains and can take a dip to wash off the tails, and the washed off tails become cat tail reeds!

Other cryptid tookatales include LOOOOOOOOONG tooka

(Drawn for @stormsfordragon)

The horror of oh kitty coming around the corner and this thing lanks itself around the corner for a minute!

Or it hanging from the roof!

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The concept of the temple tookas being so bad that Cin has tried to train them and lost. Just imagining him explaining his problems to the council and having a ‘everyday i wake up meme’ breakdown meanwhile Mace has a tooka wrapped around his shoulders.

Not his monkeys but by the force does he dream of that circus and how marvellous it would be