popular text posts + ask memes ( part three )
ā iām just an asshole with feelings ā ā if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, i will do the same thing to your head ā ā my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ā ā i want tattoos and emotional stability ā ā i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what iām doing ā ā i love when people shut the fuck up ā ā hi iām a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you ā ā marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs ā ā i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how itās out of this world ā ā you ever see something and are like ā iām so glad i donāt even know what that means ā ā ā lie in my bed. show me your favorite music. kiss my neck. ā ā my kink is not opening messages and pretending theyāre not there ā ā i hate being tickled. i do not think it is cute, i do not think it is funny. i will kick you in the fucking face. ā ā iāll always have a soft spot for you ā ā donāt talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ā ā mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby ā ā my kink is when people admit i was right ā ā protecting your own happiness isnāt selfish. you deserve every ounce of happiness. ā ā iāve never said one coherent thing in my life ā ā how can i be ready for the future when iām not even ready to get up in the morning ā ā never throw me anything unless youāre okay with dropping it ā ā please donāt make me think about my life ā ā have you ever met the human version of a headache ā ā my personality is 30% of the last movie i watched ā ā i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober ā ā today iām wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so donāt piss me off ā ā why canāt i just plug myself into a charger ā ā i have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life ā ā i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet ā ā i canāt tell if iām really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice ā ā me? a jealous hoe? absolutely. ā ā weāre gonna be weird adults ā ā wait no hug me more ā ā are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ā ā does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? ā ā apparently āspiteā is not an āappropriate answerā to āwhat motivates you?ā ā ā we, as a community, should go to bed ā ā white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race ā ā no offense but what the fuck am i doing ā ā thereās a special place in hell reserved just for me ā itās called the throne ā ā i might be short but youāre still beneath me ā ā if i have a crush on you, iām so sorry ā ā the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ā ā well this social situation isnāt going the way i acted it out in the shower ā ā i!!!!!!!!!! hate!!!!!!!!!! being!!!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!!!Ā ā ā iām honestly so clingy and detached at the same time ā ā i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics ā ā how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me) ā ā hi, iām here to ruin everything ā ā college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane ā ā and then satan said, āhere, have feelingsā ā ā it is i, your local asshole ā ā youāre about as irrelevant as mean girls 2 ā ā shout out⦠just in general. iām just shouting. ā ā get your heart broken so your art improves ā ā iām so tired, but i always find the energy to sin ā











