the sides are small and thomas is their dad

Patton is 12, Janus is 7, Roman and Remus are 6, Logan is 5, and Virgil is 3. Thomas is their dad and Nico is currently on Dad Probation. Remy and Emile are the kids babysitters. Chaos ensues

[kiddiesides]

Here you go!

How did all the kiddies appear?

Patton was brought by a stork

Janus was in a basket at the doorstep

Roman and Remus were found in a cabbage

Logan was found in a berry bush in Thomas' backyard

Virgil just appeared in Thomas home one day

How old are the kids?

Patton-12

Janus-7

Roman and Remus-6

Logan-5

Virgil-3

Fun fact about the kids

Logan- loves bugs; favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate; has glow in the dark pjs

Virgil- Can talk but doesn't talk a lot, unless excited; likes to 👁👁 at people; has a favorite stuffed toy otter named Otter (Do Not Seperate Them); clingy; has difficulty sleeping; favorite ice cream flavor is cherry; likes sharing food

Roman- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing tea parties and playing pretend; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Remus- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing pirates in general; doesn't like playing alone; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Janus- scared of bugs;  has a patch of scales in the shape of a heart on his tummy; hates waking up; favorite ice cream flavor is pineapple

Patton- He and Janus have a bit of a childish rivalry; favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

Other characters:

Thomas is the kids dad

Nico is Thomas' boyfriend and is currently on dad probation

Remy and Emile are the kids babysitters

This is a sort of human adjacent AU

Sometimes weird things happen and people are used to it

All the kids appeared as babies.

The magic universe made Thomas' house expand a bit every time he got a new baby

They have a hairless cat, called nakey

The kids have some small magical things they can do. Patton can slightly influence the weather; the twins can make some small things appear (small things take an hour, the bigger the thing the longer it takes); Virgil's eyes reflect light

Thomas is pretty famous in this au. He's been in some movies and TV shows, and has won a few awards. Nico didn't know that Thomas was famous

Art tag is kiddie doodles

Fanart tag is thomas' fridge art

Fic tags is thomas' storytime

im just gonna pin this ask in the meantime hdhdh thank you so much!!

[kiddiesides]

Patton gets really into classic creepypasta (Jeff the killer, Ben drowned, slenderman, etc.) and creepypasta boyfriend quizzes on quotev (totally not projecting, what? 😅)

nono, youre right. he would

[kiddiesides]

Question- do landlords still suck in this universe, and, follow-up question that’s really the real question: did Thomas’ landlord raise his rent when his house got bigger without Thomas’ input?

i dont wanna think abt that cause i never understood landlords FSGDGDH

[kiddiesides]

Thinking about Virgil asking Nico to hold Otter for him and Nico tearing up a little bit because he feels trusted

its the most important moment for Nico........

[kiddiesides]

Do any of the kids try to stay up until midnight on New Year's Eve and do any of them succeed?

Thomas does the same as my parents did and decides the kids decide when to go to bed for new years eve

if they get sleepy enough they start to get a bit whiny and they say the wanna go to bed themselves

i imagine Patt obvs succeeds, but among the other kiddies...maybe Logan and MAYBE Virgil but hes like. very sleepy. but he makes it

[kiddiesides]

I don't know if you already answered this (or if somebody already asked; I'm new here) but: what would happen if one of the kiddos went missing?

Okay look look

Patton is already 12, so hes trusted with going around by himself. And he has a phone in case of anything happening anyways

Janus is all about wanting to be independent. But he knows that if hes not home, hes gotta stay near an adult (or, begrudgingly, Patton)

Remus is very chaotic and energetic, but knows that if he wants to run someplace, he has to let an adult know

Roman likes being a goody-two-shoes when they go out bc it gets him compliments from other grown-ups and sometimes it gets him a little treat. So he wont wander off

Logan is absolutely clingy towards Patton, so hes always following him like a lost puppy anyway

and Virgil just hates being away from Thomas and/or Nico in general

so the kiddies going missing is pretty much impossible. The only times it had happened was the times they couldn't find Virgil at home and it turns out he was napping in the weirdest places

[kiddiesides]

I could also see Roman being against it bc he helped decorate the tree and he doesnt want them to mess it up akdkdl

True actually he worked so hard on that tree decoration!!! (only the bottom half of it. He is small)

[kiddiesides]

patton and thomas already saw that coming (bc remus and janus try to do this every year) so they put fake presents under there (either empty boxes or everyday house stuff like a soap or a spoon , which was patton’s idea to mess with them) so when they eventually successfully heist the presents , the horror and betrayal of opening a single banana (that already has brown spots from sitting under the tree for a few days so none of them want to eat it) is palpable

Theyve never been more betrayed in their life (this is their 11th time saying this)

[kiddiesides]

Roman would also be in on it (cause Remus is in and the twins cause chaos together!)

Patton and Logan are the only two not in on it. Logan would probably tell on them

Logan would not have the need to tell on him because this is a 3 year old, a 6 year old, and a 7 year old

Theyre not as sneaky as they think they are

And lets be honest Virgil probably tattled on accident gdhdhdhf

[kiddiesides]

remus is in it bc he wants to open the presents early

if thats the case then Janus is in on it as well

[kiddiesides]

Virgil and Nakey conspire against the Christmas tree

and Remus

hes just in it for the fun

[kiddiesides]

my family was talking about where to put our christmas tree yesterday and i’ve been plagued by the concept of litol virgil reacting like a cat to a christmas tree

like those videos of cats goin crazy over them and knocking them over cuz they jus wanna touch the pretty lights/ornaments yk ? so they probably have a baby gate around the tree to prevent virgil from getting close to it bc even though he probably is big enough to climb over it if he tried ,, it’s a Rule to not do that , that is Bad

he just sits there on the other side of the gate just staring at the christmas tree..... little guy is very tempted,,,,

[kiddiesides]

I miss these lil guys

hey wake up

[kiddiesides]

janus found the golden egg that had money in it and then took the money , replaced it with candy he doesn’t like and put it back wherever he found it , so the next kid to find it got excited that they found the golden egg only to find like mints or smth

Janus: *is nice to his littlest brother for once*

Thomas: Oh??? :)

Janus: *is mean to a random kid by sabotaging the golden egg*

Thomas: Yup. There it is.

[kiddiesides]

What’d the kiddies do for Easter, I bet Virgil would try to give away all his eggs lol

they probably had an egg hunt of sorts and Virgil indeed tried to give away all the eggs he found to his siblings lmao

Janus surprisingly was nice and he took the eggs so Virgil wouldnt get upset but then gave em all back. Thomas and Patton were pleasantly surprised

[kiddiesides]

Virgil doesn't really understand what's happening but he's got the general idea of "oh! today is a give people things day! here i made you a drawing do you like my drawing :D :D :D"

he sees how most stored have lots of pink too and hes just having a good time

[kiddiesides]

The kiddos get to spend Valentine’s Day with Remy and Emile while Thomas and Nico go on a date

they make card for them too 😌