thorgrim breeds well

22

[kidgokart]

are you still 22

ummmm i don't know about you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[parkchanwoohoo]

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

[kidgokart]

no one likes my nut videos because my heartbeat is so loud it sidechains the audio and when i moan it sounds like french touch

[jkottke]

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[dumpsterbassist]

[kidgokart]

i'm on your dipshit tumblr

[sabattoir]

music boyfriend im your yum yum

[sabattoir]

it's very unfair of diners to make you choose between having a sweet breakfast and a savory breakfast. this is why i've elected to have 10 mini eclairs before leaving the house so that i can have my savory breakfast without dreaming of what i could have had

[kidgokart]

it's always the stupidest fucking redditors saying shit like "what makes this so scary is that it's just subtly... off"

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[kidgokart]

new venmo update makes it cross-compatible with paypal. this is considered a “win”

[kidgokart]

the people are loving this post, and i’m loving the love.

[kidgokart]

who's your daddy

[kidgokart]

they say the resale value of a car goes down by fifty percent as soon as you drive it off the lot but mine dropped by an unprecedented ninety-eight because i named it Carswitch Engage and i tried to stencil that on the hood but i used the wrong kind of paint and it looks all fucked up

[kidgokart]

if god didn't want you up in the armpit he wouldn't've put a little bush in there

[sabattoir]

I only watch mukbangs when they look really unhappy to be eating the food they chose

[kidgokart]

me: i've been drunk every day since my girlfriend died my holistic therapist who's actually a paid operative of Big Trader Joe's: you know a lot of people find that to be a problem with the sulfate levels in their shampoo

[kidgokart]

you would have done numbers on tumblr

numblrs

[kidgokart]

hi, i just saw a post of yours from 2022 being read aloud on instagram reels and wanted to ask if you’re cis or not. feel free to not answer, i get that this is kind of intrusive, but i’m curious 😭🙏

signed, a trans person

cis so far

[kidgokart]

many people hate me because i'm naturally curious and i bagged the baddest bitch ever

[kidgokart]

transsexualism

i'm going to allow this for the time being