PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
styofa doing anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
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almost home
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Game of Thrones Daily
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@kidgokart
*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”
i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website
you are not going to believe what they did with Books
"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best
no one likes my nut videos because my heartbeat is so loud it sidechains the audio and when i moan it sounds like french touch
The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.
i'm on your dipshit tumblr
music boyfriend im your yum yum
it's very unfair of diners to make you choose between having a sweet breakfast and a savory breakfast. this is why i've elected to have 10 mini eclairs before leaving the house so that i can have my savory breakfast without dreaming of what i could have had
it's always the stupidest fucking redditors saying shit like "what makes this so scary is that it's just subtly... off"
Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy
It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle
new venmo update makes it cross-compatible with paypal. this is considered a “win”
the people are loving this post, and i’m loving the love.
who's your daddy
they say the resale value of a car goes down by fifty percent as soon as you drive it off the lot but mine dropped by an unprecedented ninety-eight because i named it Carswitch Engage and i tried to stencil that on the hood but i used the wrong kind of paint and it looks all fucked up
if god didn't want you up in the armpit he wouldn't've put a little bush in there
I only watch mukbangs when they look really unhappy to be eating the food they chose
me: i've been drunk every day since my girlfriend died my holistic therapist who's actually a paid operative of Big Trader Joe's: you know a lot of people find that to be a problem with the sulfate levels in their shampoo
you would have done numbers on tumblr
numblrs
hi, i just saw a post of yours from 2022 being read aloud on instagram reels and wanted to ask if you’re cis or not. feel free to not answer, i get that this is kind of intrusive, but i’m curious 😭🙏
signed, a trans person
cis so far
many people hate me because i'm naturally curious and i bagged the baddest bitch ever
transsexualism
i'm going to allow this for the time being
hex code width and depth pls Im making a custom mold of my favorite tumblr user
standard rubbermaid easy release ice cube tray will do and babe you just gotta put water in it
