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24 / tme lesbian / she or he / diseased era letterboxd

[sabattoir]

[libertineangel]

Agnostic Beach Boys: "I'm not sure if anyone knows what I'd be without you"

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[sabattoir]

my coworker pranked a doctor today by saying "oh she's in room 6" with no context when he asked where I was to ask about another patient. and he walks in to me doing solo post-mortem care with a soundtrack of rubber soul

[sabattoir]

how it feels to suppress echolalia when a confused patient has been yelling one word on repeat for hours and it's a really fun word to say and if I could just sit in front of her and repeat it back to her my soul would be at peace

[floralshoppe78]

Hi guys do you like my meme

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[badassdemonsword]

This is how it feels listening to queens of the stone age

[getbacktoyourheart]

How much longer can we go on like this

[funstyle]

When someone says "not all men" ask them to name exceptions. And they cant be pops from regular show

[funstyle]

[sabattoir]

may a romance like theirs find me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

HUNGRY MIQUELLA: I abandon here my burger wrapper, empty hot dog carton (x2,) empty pizza box, popsicle stick (x5,) large fish bone, cherry pits (x19,) empty pie tin,

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

[daughter-of-sapph0]

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

[sabattoir]

shame that guy really fell in with a bad crowd after stranger things ended