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24 / tme lesbian / she or he / diseased era letterboxd

[sabattoir]

the fifth wheel must irish goodbye for the good of the party. tonight must be a movie... but the bell tolls for me

[sabattoir]

idk why my sweatpants are so reflective but doesnt the tie kinda look like a throbbing cock vein

[sabattoir]

It was the malort that made me text the south african priests

[gayporntattooos]

[shocklabrynth]

he looks like the kind of transgender woman who is like kind of pushy and uncharismatic at the bar in a largely harmless way and then when its clear ur not gonna fuck her she drops that she has a lot of ket at home and youre like ok you know what whatever u havent gotten high in like forever youll maybe spend the night no big deal and the whole time ur under she keeps on talking about like stupid jung collective consciousness bs like shes trying to be transbian David Koresh and ur not falling for it obviously even though ur like really high and the next morning u kind of feel like dogshit and u dont talk to her for like a month except for like occasional sort of awkward exchanges over discord and then someone tells u that someone told her that she heard she was dating this poor 3 months e girl and forced her like actually for real forced her to eat poop at gunpoint while drunk and its super fucked up actually

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

[frogmoss1]

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[sabattoir]

так голодна

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[charl0ttan]

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[sabattoir]

i love my fucking cat so much i'm gonna throw up