me, watching pirates of the caribbean on stranger tides as a 9 yo: wow I love the plot of this movie, it’s one of my favorites
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me, watching pirates of the caribbean on stranger tides as a 9 yo: wow I love the plot of this movie, it’s one of my favorites
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can we stop acting like velvet is incapable of love ok thanks!!!
i love how her fanon name (midori) implies that her parents looked at her and said "wow our daughter is green, i know the perfect name for her"
1 2 3 I WANT YURI
NOOOOOOOOOO
gender dysphoria doesn't always present itself at a super young age. people who start feeling dysphoric later in life are just as valid as people who started feeling dysphoric when they were little kids.
i hate always looking like a girl while being genderfluid
I wanna live in Mount Rageous so bad I can't even express it. I love the whole 80s 90s vibe and style of it, the fact it's literally in the sky, and the gravity defying roads.
born to live in mount rageous forced to live in the united states 💔
RANT INCOMING!!
i am "the friend that's too woke" and i don't care. the visceral hatred towards Velvet in the trolls fandom is 100% rooted in misogyny.
you don't have to like her, but there's definitely something a little weird going on if you demonize her and baby Veneer and act like he was physically forced to do bad things by his super duper evil sister.
this happens EVERY time a female+male duo comes out in fiction (especially if they're both villains) and it's actually ridiculous. stop infantilizing male villains while demonizing the female ones. just because Veneer had a redemption arc, doesn't mean he was abused by his sister. y'all are ridiculous.
The whole point of their relationship is that Veneer did everything WILLINGLY and didn't feel bad until it was too late. And even so he only confessed their crimes once he knew there is no coming out of that situation. I'm a 100% sure Veneer wouldn't tell on themselves if the concert would have been a sucsess and they could be swimming in money. Sure, he'd feel bad, but remember, he was willing to sing the encore too if only they had the chance.
I like to desribe Veneer as bad and Velvet as worse, because sure, Velvet was the more terrible one here, but Veneer was also BAD and nowhere near good. HE was the one who held Floyd above the toilet ready to flush him.
I love Veneer, he's my fav, but I also recognise the fact he was a horrible person too, with the only difference that he was also willing to change. Veneer fans should be just as ready to tell on his crap just as when it comes to Vels.
YES THANK YOU
Kid Ritz headcanons because i actually love him so so so so so so so much
intersex
transneumasc, genderfluid (he/they), demisexual and bi with a preference for men
AUDHD (just like me chat 🥹)
super mega stoner, has a large collection of bongs with weird fancy shapes
very touchy-feely and likes to hug and cuddle people he's close with (cough cough Veneer)
6 feet tall (which is actually pretty short for a Mount Rageon)
born in 2006
complete silence for a long period of time drives him BONKERS, he NEEDS some sort of background noise
has a ton of socks with funky patterns
knows FNAF lore and WILL yap about it
monster energy addict. he should be dead but somehow isn't
lactose intolerant </3
likes to fit himself into small spaces for no reason
cries a LOT when under stress
RANT INCOMING!!
i am "the friend that's too woke" and i don't care. the visceral hatred towards Velvet in the trolls fandom is 100% rooted in misogyny.
you don't have to like her, but there's definitely something a little weird going on if you demonize her and baby Veneer and act like he was physically forced to do bad things by his super duper evil sister.
this happens EVERY time a female+male duo comes out in fiction (especially if they're both villains) and it's actually ridiculous. stop infantilizing male villains while demonizing the female ones. just because Veneer had a redemption arc, doesn't mean he was abused by his sister. y'all are ridiculous.
Velvet and Veneer headcanons!
Just fluff💞
☆ Velvet lets Veneer drive every time they go somewhere just so she can lay back, but because she doesn't have her driving license yet. (And the scene where she grabbed the wheel and drove off of the road proved why.)
☆ They have only a few cotton items they tried purely because they looked interesting. They use it only at home to get comfortable, but Velvet very often stole Veneer's sweaters. In exchange Veneer stole some of her accessories.
☆ It's more of an obvious one, but while they have zero talent in singing, they do have amazing talent for choreos and improvising. They improvised a whole show, going as far as to literally drive off into the nothing and land on their yacht to continue the show. And there, with their ability of improvising and cooperating, Veneer helped Velvet out when she was jumped by the trolls (grabbing her hands and literally doing a backflip with her that shook off the trolls).
☆ Velvet often needs help with putting on her clothes, because they can get quite complex. They have people to help with their clothes, but she will always call Veneer for help. She said it's so she can boss him around more, but in truth he's the only one she trusts. Speaking of trust.
☆ Velvet has HEAVY trust issues. Therefore, it makes sense why she only trusts Veneer with everything. That is also why when Crimp proved to be smarter than she thought, Velvet locked her in the closet for a long time.
☆ Veneer always hid behind Velvet when something came up. And she would always protect him despite being heavily annoyed by his scaredness. But if someone insulted Velvet, Veneer was ready to throw hands too.
☆ For a really long time they had to share a bed as kids. It was because the parents expected one child to be born, then they came as twins. But there was never really enough time to buy them enough separate things, so they shared almost everything until they finally got a twin bed. Velvet always slept on top, even if the parents already said that they should change spots every once in a while. But Veneer didn't dare to go against his sister despite having the parents' approval.
☆ In school they were both inseparable and insufferable. Since Velvet had an extremely hard time making friends due to her being a bit toxic, other than the trust issues, Veneer was simply too shy and awkward to make friends. So it made sense they were together almost all the time.
☆ Velvet tested her makeup skills on Veneer all the time as kids, as well as painted his nails a lot. And while always refusing at first, in truth, Veneer loved it, because he felt pretty every time.
☆ They tried ballet at some point but found it boring and left the classes.
these are all canon because i said so 🙏
when i'm in a mischaracterization competition and my opponent is the fuckass (or fuckasses) who wrote velvet and veneer's pages on the trolls wiki