Babysitter Veneer—headcanons!
Where after they got out of jail they had to work temporary jobs.
This was requested by a friend of mine, I'm so sorry it's really short.
If you have any requests about him, feel free to send them!
☆ After prison they have to both earn money in some way and get the people to like them again. Therefore, they were looking for jobs, anything at this point, but they always got rejected. Velvet was furious and losing her mind, while Veneer found a small poster with a phone number on it. It was a babysitting job offer with a low payment and big requirements, but he still wanted to try it even if Velvet was straight against it.
☆ When they met the single parent he was really hesitant about the two of them because of their criminal history. But figuring they didn't harm rageons but trolls, and the man was out of options, he agreed.
☆ There was no way in hell that Velvet would babysit you, she agreed to do the side tasks even if she was heavily against it. While Veneer tried his absolute best. But you were suicidal in the most clueless way possible.
☆ Fire, electricity, and high places seemed to be your favorite places to approach. Not even mentioning the amount of inedible products you desired to consume. Velvet was managing while Veneer felt like he was the single father.
☆ "Can you just stop running into death every time??" Oh, he was so about to lose it. But he couldn't, they needed the money and there was no way he'd harm you or let you be harmed. Velvet also helped sometimes. But only when you were cute and calm. The moment you cried she left you to Veneer without a second thought.
☆ You must have had a special power because disappearing in mere seconds was something you did so well that Veneer tied you to a chair. Guess you had surprisingly sharp teeth too.
☆ "Alright. How long is this hellhole going to last?" Velvet was scrolling through her phone, still grieving the fact she got cancelled on Twitter. If not for the crimes it would have happened anyway for many other reasons. "An hour more. And this was a hellhole for me you were literally just doing small chores while being on your phone!"
"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I did the same amount of work as you, I just handled it better."
☆ The father came home, exhausted as ever. But he was surprised to see the house intact, other than two broken plates. But he didn't even make them pay because he knew he gave too many work for little payment. And you were completely unharmed! But the same can't be said for the two twins. "Oh God thank you, thank you so much. The two of you did a fantastic job. Is it possible to hire the two of you again?"
☆ Velvet and Veneer were surprised, but they were a bit glad there would be a somewhat providing job for a temporary time. And you were more tolerable each time! You even learned Velvet's name, then Veneer's, which Velvet of course loved to brag about.