[weloveshortvideos]

Fuck the Cops

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

WHEN YOU TRY TO STAY PROFESSIONAL DURING A GUY’S RANT AGAINST FEMINISM BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU’RE TALKING TO A FUCKING IDIOT  

[lisquid]

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

[kiingdra]

illegal but cute!

[neilcicierega]

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search 4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated 5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone 6. Reblog and add the image

[geniexo]

[kiingdra]

[kiingdra]

like a lot

I literally attempted to have friends from my previous job and instead Chris and I got into a fight because we were waiting in line at HHN, me and my friends started talking to a group of people who noticed we worked at Seaworld, they asked us questions, and when we got the house one of the boys like grabbed my arm and put his arm around my shoulder?? I tried getting back to my friends before we entered the house but he pretended to be interested in dolphins and kept grabbing me

so basically I went through the whole haunted house with the boy touching my lower back/butt and like when a scary moment happened he tried to "protect me" and I was shakey and scared the whole time of this person like men are the fucking worst.

But once we get out of the house and I seek Chris for protection he thought I got all riled up in an argument and forgot about him so we got into a fight and I'm sure my friends felt awkward. I apologized briefly while we were there but.. my friends stopped talking to me

I literally had friends in my own fucking town and I lost them in the course of a night. I love Chris to death and he is one of my best friends but.. I would like.. other friends too

I just hate everything I want Leah and Thom and.. well everyone else is basically irrelevant from my high school days because everyone stopped talking to me?? Maybe I'm destined to not have any friends. Even my one friend from my zoo days is moving at the end of this month just???

I hate this. I really really really hate this. Because these past two months have just made me realize I am literally the worst kind of person that I can't even hang out with my boyfriends nursing school friends because I can relate to them it's weird like?? what am I doing?? I dont even know

[kiingdra]

man I've basically been gone forever and I haven't lost a single follower B) you guys are dumb

[psychopass]

[lauraolin]

To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years.

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

(via vintagedressesandavocados)

#so weird it almost seems like if you do something instead of nothing at all that results can be achieved

(via kendricks)

[nevver]

Monsters of the Deep, The Goblin Shark

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

[bigcatwildcat]

Snow Leopard by xgarry

[tkr]

[weirdtrip]

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

horf horf horf

[justfinnleythings]

NO

[kiingdra]

Update: I got the egg off his head and now he lives in my garden

[kiingdra]

So I just found this lizard with it's egg stuck on his head

[thotketraccoon]

open rp

*kisses*

[didney-worl-no-uta]

WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

[thotketraccoon]

yes!

[phantomdoodler]

HE SCORES

[fckyeah-penguins]

IMG_0326 by rovinglight on Flickr.

[kiingdra]

i identify heavily with adelie penguins

[2v2498hv92h--moved-blog]

i put them in the garbage where they belong