Kíli Durinson

Prince Under the Mountain tries to figure things out...via Google. (part of the Tolkien Googles RP)

[queenerestor]

apply cold water to burned area

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

@kiligoogles @taurielgoogles

[kiligoogles]

I’m hurt. @haldirgoogles

[kiligoogles]

Wondering idly how much taller than me @taurielgoogles is and will not willingly admit I also wonder if this difference in height is unappealing to her

[taurielgoogles]

Why has @kiligoogles been ignoring me 

[kiligoogles]

You’ve done nothing wrong! I have simply been busy off on some orc raids….((how to discreetly show @taurielgoogles my gains))

[taurielgoogles]

*leans forward, resting chin on her hands* Really! Do tell me more about these raids you’ve been on

(how to discreetly appreciate Kili’s gains) 

[kiligoogles]

They were, um, uh...very orc-y. Yeah. Lots of orcs. All of the orcs, yes. Uh huh.

(how to roll up the sleeves of chain mail in order to reveal my glorious ‘ceps)

[taurielgoogles]

Why has @kiligoogles been ignoring me 

[kiligoogles]

You’ve done nothing wrong! I have simply been busy off on some orc raids....((how to discreetly show @taurielgoogles my gains))

[taurielgoogles]

Why has @kiligoogles been ignoring me 

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

There is no kiligoogles right now. 

[kiligoogles]

But isn’t there @haldirgoogles