Genkishi's eyebrow intensifies

a.k.a. kitburner. hates outdoors. terrible sense of priorities. writes fic and fic ideas. warning: there may be fujo-posts.

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

while I was gone for some time, the blog settings reset

i'll change it back another day

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

best part of the chapter, hands down

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

I KEEP MY IDEALS

I just listened to the full version of ODD FUTURE and it sounds like a bloody electronic party

like a cross between UVERworld’s usual style and Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas

[friendlyhougen-deactivated20190]

Pokemon vs Digimon

Pokemon:

Digimon:

[queeranne]

Things I didn’t understand as a child:  

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

Things I don’t understand as an adult: 

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

[gayroytheory]

i think it was lost in the anime adaptation how genuinely confused hohenheim was when he came back. like in brotherhood he seems so stoic and All Knowing but in the manga he’s just like i dont get it….wheres my house…last time i was here i had a wife and a house where are they…….

[weirdoldmanhoho]

i can not believe they cut this flawless dialogue

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

[mildswearingat4am]

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

[bdubs8807]

Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

[euphorichords]

This is so pure I am in love

[raangmanch]

Where is the fanart? I need a fanart.

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

I need this on a shirt

[mightytinydragon]

Let me see what I can do

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

Can the dragon say ‘i am fire, i am destruction’?

[mightytinydragon]

Merch: Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Women’s Tee | Tank Top | Tee | Mug

[sexycraisinthanos]

“97% of smartphone users say they keep their phone on them at all times.”

It’s almost as if that’s how they communicate with people on a day-to-day basis

[apathetic-revenant]

it’s a damn phone. I didn’t buy it to use it as a paperweight. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

chikorita is the most forgettable starter pokemon.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i dare anyone to try and remember the names of either of chikorita’s evolutions without looking them up.

or even try to remember what they look like. i sure the fuck can’t.

[phantomrose96]

OP i respect your blog but I am honor-bound to tell you to square the fuck up

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

like how dare you OP chikorita may not be good competitive-wise, but I will defend that starter with every inch of my being

jokes aside though, it is true that chikorita pretty much got overshadowed by the others, especially since many consider it to be the worst grass starter and thus, doesn't get used a lot

[ice-cream-beat]

ok so I didn’t know that selecting New Game+ in Zestiria would carry over all the alternate costumes that the party was ACTUALLY!! WEARING!! at the end of the previous file and I

have made

some mistakes

but none

are as bad

AS THIS

I WON’T BE ABLE TO CHANGE HIM BACK UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME

I WILL LITERALLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THREE BOSS BATTLES AND SEVERAL DRAMATIC SCENES WITH THIS DOLPHIN-RIDING MONOCLE-WEARING BEACH DUDE MESS

NOT SURE IF BEST OR WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

[humming-fly]

the chimeras really were that last nail in Shou Tucker’s reputation 

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

It doesn’t even seem to have a face.

What the hell is that? and where did it come from

[theotakux-deactivated20210828]

[my-little-mod-blog]

I’M SCREECHING

[onepieceperson]

I like how the tumblr symbol is also over her picture on the wall

[leinbow]

Speaking of St. Louis Smash, it’s a clear reference to the Gateway Arch found in St. Louis, Missouri, United States.

[kill-it-with-an-x-burner]

Sometimes, I wonder when Deku has the time to think of a name for his attacks because many of them are made on the spot.

[fishoutofclouds]

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

[racefaker]

Bisexual icon

[sailorzeo]

What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

[operahousebookworm]

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

[lavenderek]

the soundtrack? excellent. the voice acting? superb. the humor? diamonds. and the “true” villain? this movie has a pretty rad message to it.

it was absolutely buried by dispicable me, which had minions. the minions are marketable to a fault. all you have to do to sell something is slap a minion on it. megamind didn’t have an equivalent and it didn’t have steve carrell doing an annoying accent either.

they were presented as two versions of the same story archetype, but the reality is that dispicable me is a story about families and adoption, while megamind is a story about agency and identity. when marketed side by side as two attempts at a villain-is-actually-a-good-guy story, megamind looks like it fails to measure up; but they are actually two very different movies.

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

[orangelemonart]

.10 seconds until explosion+denial