𓇼Unemployed Toaster𓇼

also shreks dentist

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Heyyy so...... Me being the amazing person I am, might have accidentally deleted my intro page soo heres another one

INTRODUCTION!!!!!!

Hiyaa!! I'm jasi and here's some stuff about me

she/her yalll

🍀I'm 15. FIFETEEN OKAY THATS A MINOR. so yea all you old ass creeps get tf outta here.

🍀I'm from India love the clothes, the food and the traditions but absolutely DETEST the place, the society and the people. (By ppl I mean judgy homophobic aunties and uncles)

🍀 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE BL. ( It's my therapy, I will actually lose my mind without it and have a meltdown🪩)

🍀I'm a true crime junkie, also If you haven't listened to The Desi Crime Podcast what are you doing???

🍀I love all sorts of movies and sitcoms, especially BROOKLYN 99 MUHAHAHAH I mean can you blame me? Gina and holt are absolutely iconic.

🍀BBC SHERLOCK. no words needed.

🍀oh I'm a board student. Kill me. Kill me now.

🍀I loveeeeeee the beach

🍀I'm a swiftie and a conehead

🍀 I will do literally do ANYTHING that's gives me an adrenaline boost. ( I mean roller coasters, Cliff diving , bungee jumping, para gliding etc not drugs. I ain't a junkie.)

🍀if I don't reply I'm prolly on a side quest

🍀yea that's pretty much it. Love talking to new people so feel free to dm me ( only if you ain't a creep or a pedo)

🍀I also have a shit sleep schedule so I'm chronically online =)

🍀also word of warning. If you become my moot you can expect the most nonsensical questions in your inbox <3333

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[yshy-99917]

yooo i was doing AP

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OH noice noice ap is easy only not bad

[yshy-99917]

yeah wanted to do smth light today not too hard stuff i also didnt have that much time cuz ahem ahem me n gng went SOMEWHERE today

[kill-me-kill-me-now]

AHEM AHEM ik thanks to certain someone bombarding me with updates 🥀

[yshy-99917]

No wonder it got a 9.3 rating everyone was screaming bro I have vids I'll make a post tmrw

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Me too

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[yshy-99917]

yooo i was doing AP

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OH noice noice ap is easy only not bad

[yshy-99917]

yeah wanted to do smth light today not too hard stuff i also didnt have that much time cuz ahem ahem me n gng went SOMEWHERE today

[kill-me-kill-me-now]

AHEM AHEM ik thanks to certain someone bombarding me with updates 🥀

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[yshy-99917]

yooo i was doing AP

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OH noice noice ap is easy only not bad

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SPIDEYYY

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you know when you wanna make Maggie but u don't want your mum to know so take just one block and hide the entire packet behind all the other snacks or groceries? Yeah I was gonna do that BUT GUESS WHAT there's exactly one block left. So I can't do that cus if I do I have to throw the packet away and my mums gonna find out anyway 😭. so no maggie 💔 ever happen to anyone else? No? Aw man.

Dis the fuck ass maggie btw

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[yshy-99917]

naahhh LOOK WHOS TALKIN

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BITCH U BETTER BE JOKING

[yshy-99917]

IM NOT u literally uncle scrooge

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THE HELL I AM

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[yshy-99917]

naahhh LOOK WHOS TALKIN

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BITCH U BETTER BE JOKING

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[dear-oizys]

The Way I Loved You is a brocedes song from the perspective of lewis who is in a relationship with seb

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STOPPPPP 😭 why is that so accurate

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Is this just me ?

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[yshy-99917]

wow where is that?!

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it's from like 3yrs ago I think switzerland

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........I don't even know how play 😭 why do I keep doing this to myself

[reginald-fillibus]

Hehehe lol

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💔

[1lovelylavender]

Heyyyyy less gooo I'll teach ya

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TYSM

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[decaying-appleseeds]

FUCK NOOO ☹️☹️

No pressure tags ^^

@vict1mthree @jadealaide @justamoonstar @pixelpawsisaweirdname @moss-the-mushroom @cosmicbrown1es + anyone else

[pixelpawsisaweirdname]

@ilovefriedbritishorphans @purepathologist @sstrang3crypt1d @sergeantroach @centipaw @foxlikescereal @bellefromhelle @thesaddesttoothless + anypony else

[foxlikescereal]

🙂....

@jaxplode @conis1234 @foxisconfused @skydaddyzeus + any other moots

[skydaddyzeus]

@liluot @acesbeadednecklace @endlesswells @potingus573 and any other moots

[liluot]

I wish

@jolyjamboree @acesbeadednecklace @cookies-over-yonder

[jolyjamboree]

PRETTY MUCH YEAH

@zankacore @eleim @lilaleilaaaaa @cofigo +open tag!!

[lilaleilaaaaa]

AYYYY LWK TRUE BRO

@maumauxmau @ghost-kings-court-jester @malin-la @nostalgic-soda @hoeisyoualesbian @indiepoplover-15 @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs

[indiepoplover-15]

I knew those damn lesbian allegations would catch up to me

@loloulca @yourlovingdeaddove @eleim @ilobetrophysm @wendydrivethrublog @dry-er @tomb-of-liegia @sillybillyidk1 @magical-girl-rheamoon @val-4ntine @hazxy88 @noctivagus8 @heretic111 @osinachies @prolaxzo247 @v4inly4pples @shipkidpalace-official @banzaboiieatskilishi @harpsich0rdian @harlyqquin @madducei @blarhger @shanky2panky @unicornleftinink @frontbottom8liketheband @goatrotter @coupsccie @im-staren @dokjas-lostselfpreservation @canthearya @augine @thegodov @raymoshi @zak1251 @gigamirrilikechicken @slime20756 @rotting-in-red @loserr4u @vixenisdabest @kayzgonnxxz @raven04m00n + any other moots!!! :3

[loloulca-is-inactive]

Did my OC!

Damn really called her out huh?

@reapkusho @gothfairyxox @paintingchaoticstars + any other moots! Love y'all

[reapkusho]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAGGGG <3 <3

and so what if I DO.

i messed around with my other nicknames because i wanted to see how long it'd take for the generator to repeat a prompt

@kisdydrms @someprettyname @wabatle @still-fatemeh @d3l1rious (you alright with being tagged? just tell me <3) @jelly-kibtyfish + open :)

[still-fatemeh]

Thanks reap, gimme a hug

ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ *approaches you creepily*

Oh, FUCK OFF (My dad does)

I had to Google what a jeroba is, but even the mere thought that I'd hesitate to pet this is sacrilege or smth like tha-

Tags 🏷 : @pifnii , @raskoln1kovsaxe , @uramiwritesstuff , @lee-hak-hyun + open tags

[uramiwritesstuff]

Lol here are all my names 💔💔💔

@akutagawascoathanger , @ratsietm , @violetbee204 , @silkycrunch

[violetbee204]

everyone expect an octopus in the mail /j

Tags!! (don’t have to if you don’t wanna lol): @rainyquayz @nnarinara @melancholic-whimsy @grapeflavoredraisins @laced-up-in-black @numberonedazaihater @mushroomstarfairy + open tags because I’m too lazy tag anyone else (but you should really join if you want to)

[laced-up-in-black]

Maybe that's why im so gay. I was dropped out a window

@bunnybunnykyoka @the-real-chuuya @dazai0s4mukun @tinysanemi + anyone who want to do it!

[the-real-chuuya]

//Open tags >:)

[audhd-skz]

Well fuck…

Open tags :3

[questionableaardvark]

HAH

open tags :p

[reginald-fillibus]

Lol

Gonna join in

I ummm

I though that it was supposed to be head cannons not cannon

Ima sue

Open tags:p

[localvoidcreature62]

Ok but these are all accurate LMFAO

One with my other name too lol. HAHAHAHA I'M CRYING-. THE HORNY ONE-. It's funny cuz I'm aroace lol.

@yourlocalavian

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities

@ezziethelezzie

@reginald-fillibus

@angst-is-love-angst-is-life

@negative-speedforce

@finnslay

@lavendermoon48

@thenoellebird

@weedletum

@noodlesandchips

@babyblankyerror

@0-amateur-writer-0

@themeeperscreepers

@dollydewdrop

@crypticmushroom

@biggirlscantcry

etc etc

Open tags

[weedletum]

All of these are accurate lol

I tried weedletum and got lots of fun ones, then tried my real name which got really random stuff, then I tried ani which is a nickname that some specific ppl from my mom side of the family call me

@reginald-fillibus @itsm0onshine @threepigeonsinasuitcase @1lovelylavender @foreverornevermore @lordsabove @francis-forever-111 @kill-me-kill-me-now @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @mysteriouslyhumongouslight @rottenflesheatmelon @mrecury42 @questionableaardvark @murderous-beetroot @thehighvisionary @therainatdawn @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 + open tags

[francis-forever-111]

thx for the tag <3

oh wow

@ez-006 @yshy-99917 @kill-me-kill-me-now @alex-the-dum-dum @cinnamon-vanilla-scented-candle and open tags duhh

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um........

@francis-forever-111 @dear-oizys @millie5000 @1lovelylavender @yshy-99917 @erenandmikasa @acky1sstuff @millie5000 @reginald-fillibus @weedletum +open tags gngy

[francis-forever-111]

@kill-me-kill-me-now the air is salty today....

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SALT AIR AND THE RUST ON YOUR DOOR

[1lovelylavender]

I NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE

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WHISPERS OF ARE YOU SURE

[weedletum]

NEVER HAVE I EVER BEFORE

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BUT I CAN SEE US LOST IN THE MEMORY

[weedletum]

AUGUST SLIPPED AWAY INTO A MOMENT IN TIME

CAUSE IT WAS NEVER MINE

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AND I CAN SEE US TWISTED IN BEDSHEETS AUGUST SIPPED AWAY LIEK A BOTTLE OF WINE