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āWe are the stories we live!ā
Happy birthday, Alli! ā„
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"Dead...I knew I would cause someone's death, but why?
"⦠Donāt worry; Itās been on the fritz for a while now; I dropped the tower part of it during a hallucination a few weeks before you got back." he rubbed his face and leaned against the other for a moment to rest his eyes with a sigh. "Okay- Unplug this one and take anything out of it. I have a back up." Desmond disappeared down the hall before he plucked up the replacement and slid it on the counter in the old oneās place. "Iāll get that one repaired sometime when I get enough tips."
HisĀ savior! After unplugging the faulty machine, he slid it aside for the functioning one, eager to get his rare caffeine fix. āThanks for tellinā me the thingās been broken. I thought I destroyed your property.ā
"Hmn? Technically it is ours; I might have borrowed a few bucks while we were together to get this one." he smiled a little.Ā
"Dead...I knew I would cause someone's death, but why?
Why did it have to be the coffee maker? Why?
Someone, help! Call Geek Squad! Call 911! WHY!?
Donāt do this to me, Mr. Coffee! Hold on, you beautiful bastard! You can pull through this!ā
"Calm down- itās far too early into the morning- at least for me- to have you yelling so loud over a dog or something; whatās going on?" Desmond squinted to minimize the light as he waddled into the kitchen, a sheet wrapped about his hips.Ā
"Babe, you donāt understand." Being comically dramatic, he placed his hand on the bartenderās shoulder to comfort him and prepare him for the bad news. "Itās the coffee maker, Desā¦I donāt know if itāll make it."
"... Don't worry; It's been on the fritz for a while now; I dropped the tower part of it during a hallucination a few weeks before you got back." he rubbed his face and leaned against the other for a moment to rest his eyes with a sigh. "Okay- Unplug this one and take anything out of it. I have a back up." Desmond disappeared down the hall before he plucked up the replacement and slid it on the counter in the old one's place. "I'll get that one repaired sometime when I get enough tips."
"Dead...I knew I would cause someone's death, but why?
Why did it have to be the coffee maker? Why?
Someone, help! Call Geek Squad! Call 911! WHY!?
Donāt do this to me, Mr. Coffee! Hold on, you beautiful bastard! You can pull through this!ā
"Calm down- it's far too early into the morning- at least for me- to have you yelling so loud over a dog or something; what's going on?" Desmond squinted to minimize the light as he waddled into the kitchen, a sheet wrapped about his hips.Ā
Click/Drag for a special surpriseĀ ā¤ā¤Ā
Consume-Destroy:
Desmond stepped into the parking lot after his shift and swallowed his pills, washing them back with the glass of iced vodka. Hearing footsteps in the parking lot, he lift his head and wiped his hand with the fresh bar towel. He didn't want to disturb the other, it was too late for that; and he didn't exactly want to start a fight at this hour.Ā After a moment of deliberation he spoke up. "'Ey- Y'lost?"Ā
We could fix that~ /Chuckles and rubs away the honey/ Whereās the glass babe?
In the trash.
Hey, muffin top? Did you take your meds yet? It was time to take them like half an hour ago.
Thanks. ā¦. No⦠I forgot again⦠Mind grabbing them? Should be the front or one of the side compartments in my bagā¦Ā
[He retrieved the medication and a glass of water for Desmond, holding out a handful of the pills, already counted out to the proper dosage.]
You canāt just forget to take these, Des.
/Gets up and takes off the gloves and plucks up the glass./ You're worrying. I can ignore my visions to a point... Missing them for an hour or two isn't dangerous. /Chuckles/ But I get where you're coming from /Takes the pills and washes them back with water./ Thanks Clay...
We could fix that~ /Chuckles and rubs away the honey/ Whereās the glass babe?
In the trash.
Hey, muffin top? Did you take your meds yet? It was time to take them like half an hour ago.
Thanks. .... No... I forgot again... Mind grabbing them? Should be the front or one of the side compartments in my bag...Ā
What if he asks if you own panties? You know I donāt lie.
He can ignore me all he wants, but Iām still gonna tell him howā¦damn near perfect you areā¦
I think thatās privy information that you get to know. Heās never going to bed me and Iād like to keep it that way.Ā
ā¦.Youāre a piece of work, Clay /Chuckles and cleans/Ā
Ugh. Why does my brain have to form an image of every scenario that comes out of your mouth? Iām scarred!
We could fix that~ /Chuckles and rubs away the honey/ Where's the glass babe?
What if he asks if you own panties? You know I donāt lie.
He can ignore me all he wants, but Iām still gonna tell him howā¦damn near perfect you areā¦
I think that's privy information that you get to know. He's never going to bed me and I'd like to keep it that way.Ā
....You're a piece of work, Clay /Chuckles and cleans/Ā
Iāll do the talkinā for you, babe. I donāt want him to, you know, murder me in cold blood, but I really want to tell him what heās missed out, which is a son anyone else would beĀ damn proud of.
Even if you own panties.
Don't you dare mention the panties.Ā
..... Thanks Clay... /Smiles and starts wetting the rags./ I don't think that he'll listen.
....
Of course I do- I mop the floors at least once every two weeksā¦.. Itās in the closet, babe- sāthe red one. Just fill it in the tub.Ā That gives me shivers just thinking about going back to the compound⦠Youā¦. Iāll never stop laughing if I ever see him again.Ā
Got it.
[A man on a mission, he jogged around the house to fulfill his task. After a moment, he returned with a bucket filled with hot water, but not hot enough to burn Desmondās hands, of course.]
Just donāt tell him youāre laughing because of me. āGuyās scary.
/While he waited, Des pulled on the lined gloves and mixed the cleaners before pouring it into the steaming bucket./Ā
Thanks, Clay. There's never going to be words exchanged between him and I..Ā
....
Alright- So you let it dryā¦. Okay- just get me the hot water then and Iāll get the cleaner and glove-Ā
ā¦..
Have I told you I love you lately? Tell me more about what happened. How the hell did you meet him in your dream?
Alright. Hot water. Got itā¦Ermā¦Babe, do you own a bucket? Who owns a bucket?
Heh. Well, I walked into the apartment, and the asshole was tryinā to drag you out. I tried to step between you guys to calm him down. He shoved me, so I said, āItās self defence now, fucker!ā and kicked him right in those glorious Desmond makers of his. Then, you pulled some hot Assassin shit and knocked him out. Iām tellinā you, it wasĀ awesome.
Of course I do- I mop the floors at least once every two weeks..... It's in the closet, babe- s'the red one. Just fill it in the tub.Ā That gives me shivers just thinking about going back to the compound... You.... I'll never stop laughing if I ever see him again.Ā
....
ā¦ā¦.. Yes⦠it is a good time. And youāre lucky itās not the first time that bloody thing has brokenā¦. Itās alright. Just got to get me a bucket of hot water and Iāll get the towels.Ā
'Already tried that. 'Might need chemicals, sweetness.
Hey, I had a dream I kicked your dad in the nuts, and I woke up with an adrenaline boner over it. It wasĀ awesome.
Alright- So you let it dry.... Okay- just get me the hot water then and I'll get the cleaner and glove-Ā
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Have I told you I love you lately? Tell me more about what happened. How the hell did you meet him in your dream?
Desmond's Nicknames:
Des
Dessie
Desiree
Princess
Sweetness
Baby
Babe
Beautiful
Gorgeous
Sexy Bartender
Princess Jasmine
Honey Bunch
Sugar Plum
Pumpkin
Sweetie Pie
Cuppycake
Gumdrop
Muffin Top
Virgin Sacrifice
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Do you- have you Ā heard yourself explain that?
I just did. It sounded okay to me.
A little confusing, butĀ okay.
Youāre lucky youāre loveable.Ā
Iām glad you think so. Is this a good time to admit I broke the honey jar and made everything a little sticky in the kitchen?
........ Yes... it is a good time. And you're lucky it's not the first time that blood thing has broken.... It's alright. Just got get me a bucket of hot water and I'll get the towels.Ā