Hogwarts Houses as Insults
Because I wanted to, fuck you
Coming from someone who looks like Merlinâs saggy left testicleâŚ
Ooo who shat in your cereal?
Your face makes me want to punch you
Youâre a waste of oxygen
Of all the infinite number of galaxies there are I had to be stuck in the same one as YOU
Please go and infuriate someone else
You are the reason why mankind shouldnât interrupt natural selection
The English language really is wasted on you
I think I might hate you more than Donald Trump
Shakespeare himself could not construct a sentence to adequately explain how much of a FOOL you are
I think I had a hamster better at constructing sentences than you
Nature really should have taken care of you by now
Would you like me to find you a dictionary? Maybe if I hit you with it hard enough, you might absorb enough knowledge to actually behave like a human being
Please stop disrupting my mental flow
A venomous tentacula to the face might be an improvement
People like you are the reason I struggle sleeping at night
Youâre face is a solid Umbridge, but your personality is more Snape meets mountain troll
I think itâs about time you took an unfortunate turn into the Forbidden Forest and never came out again
My existence is miserable enough without having to put up with you as well
I would murder you without hesitation- but I really need to stay out of Azkaban so I can fulfil my enormous potential, thank you.
Does your existence have any purpose whatsoever?
Did you endure some kind of cranial mishap in your childhood? Oh youâre just stupid then, never mind.
I might hate you more than I hate myself
Youâre the type of person that actually laughs at those minion themed Facebook mum memes- yes you do, donât lie to me
Do you have anything useful to contribute or are you just going to be a burden on society?
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Voldemort, Umbridge and you- Iâd shoot you twice
It shocks me that somebody actually had the incentive to keep you alive for this long