REJOICE. I HAVE RETURNED.

I AM CALIBORN. YOU ARE HAPPY I AM HERE. FOLLOW.

[killiborn]

hi its me again :)

[beatboxingheart]

@killiborn

What does that even mean?

[killiborn]

YOUR "JOKES" ARE NOT "STALE". WE ARE JUST FAMILIAR WITH YOUR BRAND OF "COMEDY".

YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING BROTHER DOES THE SAME THING. WHERE HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ON HIS VACANT MIND. AND POSTS IT TO THE MASSES.

YOU ARE NOT BECOMING PREDICTABLE. WE ARE JUST USED TO YOU HAVING NOTHING WORTH ANALYSING TO SAY.

[beatboxingheart]

You know where my Bro is?

Like, mine. Tall, lanky guy? Shades cooler than mine?

Because I've been looking for that dude for as long as I've been alive. And if some rando on Tumblr found him, I'd absolutely reward that. Financially, to clarify.

[killiborn]

DO I KNOW WHERE YOURS IS. IN PARTICULAR? NO. I DO NOT. I HAVEN'T REALLY LOOKED TOO CLOSELY AT YOUR TIMELINE. ON ACCOUNT OF WHY THE FUCK WOULD I.

BUT I DO HAVE A KNACK FOR FINDING THINGS. AND PEOPLE. SO. THERE IS THAT.

[beatboxingheart]

Let's talk.

[killiborn]

I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE ALREADY DOING THAT.

[beatboxingheart]

@killiborn

What does that even mean?

[killiborn]

YOUR "JOKES" ARE NOT "STALE". WE ARE JUST FAMILIAR WITH YOUR BRAND OF "COMEDY".

YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING BROTHER DOES THE SAME THING. WHERE HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ON HIS VACANT MIND. AND POSTS IT TO THE MASSES.

YOU ARE NOT BECOMING PREDICTABLE. WE ARE JUST USED TO YOU HAVING NOTHING WORTH ANALYSING TO SAY.

[beatboxingheart]

You know where my Bro is?

Like, mine. Tall, lanky guy? Shades cooler than mine?

Because I've been looking for that dude for as long as I've been alive. And if some rando on Tumblr found him, I'd absolutely reward that. Financially, to clarify.

[killiborn]

DO I KNOW WHERE YOURS IS. IN PARTICULAR? NO. I DO NOT. I HAVEN'T REALLY LOOKED TOO CLOSELY AT YOUR TIMELINE. ON ACCOUNT OF WHY THE FUCK WOULD I.

BUT I DO HAVE A KNACK FOR FINDING THINGS. AND PEOPLE. SO. THERE IS THAT.

[beatboxingheart]

@killiborn

What does that even mean?

[killiborn]

YOUR "JOKES" ARE NOT "STALE". WE ARE JUST FAMILIAR WITH YOUR BRAND OF "COMEDY".

YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING BROTHER DOES THE SAME THING. WHERE HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ON HIS VACANT MIND. AND POSTS IT TO THE MASSES.

YOU ARE NOT BECOMING PREDICTABLE. WE ARE JUST USED TO YOU HAVING NOTHING WORTH ANALYSING TO SAY.

[kingofsalmonids]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MY BLOG IS NOT A SAFE SPACE, IT IS A DANGEROUS SPACE. BY READING MY BLOG YOU ACKNOWLEDGE YOU ARE AT RISK OF BEING ATTACKED VIOLENTLY WITH FRYING PANS AND SPOONS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

[killiborn]

delete that post. delete it

NO.

[starplatinumnun]

💅 is-this-yaoi-post-cute Follow

Rating: Not Cute

Uke inbreeding to elicit certain "kawaii" traits commonly associated with the Uke breed can cause severe health complications. Here you can see an incredibly inbred Uke with smaller than normal nostrils, and likely a deviated septum. He will probably need craniofacial surgery in a few years, with possible euthanization as a result if the problem continues to exist.

[killiborn]

NO THERE ISN'T. I SEND YOU A PIECE OF CANDY. THAT GETS YOU HIGH. AND THAT IS BASICALLY ENDLESS. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO CONSIDER.

EUGH.

[graviconscientia]

"Basically endless"? You've buried the lede here. I do not wish to be inebriated longer than I allow. As I've stated, observation may be best for me. Best to keep out of trouble for the time being. Though I doubt you share the sentiment.

[killiborn]

NOT THE HIGH. DUMBASS. THE JUJU. IT IS A CANDY THAT NEVER STOPS EXISTING.

I DO NOT. EAT THE CANDY. LOSER.

[killiborn]

SO MUCH FOR THE BROHOOD.

[killiborn]

WILL EVERYBODY STOP RUINING MY FUN.

[killiborn]

HOO.

THAT'S FINE. I MEAN. IT'S FUCKING LAME. BUT I CAN ACCEPT IT.

I COULD SEND YOU MY JUJU. AND THEN ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO. IS GET SOMEONE TO TASTE IT.

[graviconscientia]

Well, I do not wish to be fucking lame! But there are a great deal of variables to consider here. What is your juju? If it is something that is yours, and can be... tasted, I think there are other euphemisms more readily understood than that.

[killiborn]

NO THERE ISN'T. I SEND YOU A PIECE OF CANDY. THAT GETS YOU HIGH. AND THAT IS BASICALLY ENDLESS. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO CONSIDER.

EUGH.

[killiborn]

I HAVE YET TO MEET A STRIDER IT WORKS ON.

I ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE YOUR BRAINS ARE WRONG.

[killiborn]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE STRIDERS. THEY'RE JUST MAD THAT IT DOESN'T WORK ON THEM.

[killiborn]

SUGAR HIGH. EXCEPT TIMES A BILLION.

ARE YOU INTERESTED.

[graviconscientia]

Perhaps, in the way of observation. I do not know if a sugar high would bode well for me.

[killiborn]

HOO.

THAT'S FINE. I MEAN. IT'S FUCKING LAME. BUT I CAN ACCEPT IT.

I COULD SEND YOU MY JUJU. AND THEN ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO. IS GET SOMEONE TO TASTE IT.

[killiborn]

SUGAR HIGH. EXCEPT TIMES A BILLION.

ARE YOU INTERESTED.

[killiborn]

YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I MAKE PEOPLE DO THE CANDY THING. WHERE THEY BASICALLY GO BATSHIT INSANE. AND ENTERTAIN ME FOR A FEW HOURS.

[deepwaterstriker]

@killiborn sup loser, come to bother tumblr.com now?

[killiborn]

HELLO SEMI-TOLERABLE TROLL. (GROSS.) CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SERIAL MURDERS.

I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS. I JUST DIDN'T POST ANYTHING. BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE IT HARDER TO SPY ON PEOPLE. BUT NOW THE GAME IS OVER. AND I HAVE NO REASON TO BE SECRETIVE.

SO. YES. I DID DECIDE TO BOTHER TUMBLR DOT COM.

[deepwaterstriker]

Glad you're still a freak. (Gross)

Yeah i still dont get that and don't worry you don't have to explain it to me. I don't care.

Is it because nona keeps banning you?

[killiborn]

GOOD. I WASN'T FUCKING GOING TO.

NO. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. ABOUT NONA. OR THE SERVER. IT'S BECAUSE THE GAME IS OVER. AND THIS THING WAS HERE ANYWAYS. WHAT OTHER REASON DO I NEED.