ritsu, logging on the minecraft server: who the FUCK stole my diamonds ritsu: give them back shou i know it was you shou: what!! why would you immediately blame me, im innocent for once ritsu: you really have the audacity to ask that question shou: well it wasnt me! i think i saw teru near your base earlier though teru: i was getting back my horse that you guys so kindly “borrowed” and conveniently “forgot” to give back >:( teru: it was probably tome, shes basically a goblin at this point tome: no it wasnt me lol but i did steal all of his dirt ritsu: why would you steal my dirt of all things tome: well what the fuck else was i supposed to eat ritsu: you cant even eat dirt in this game!!! tome, already shoveling dirt in her mouth: watch me, spoon boy ritsu: i hate literally every single one of you ritsu: ritsu: wait where did nii-san go mob, wearing a diamond helmet and dual-wielding diamond hoes: hi ritsu :)
