you had to have the big salad

i'm kim. she/her

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

you only like me for who I am

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[slutauthority]

don’t know why he looks like that ok

[pjackk]

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

[hornpoint]

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[vedurnan-archive]

hi! What’s the deal with night air?

night air was a "type" of cool air known as night aspect. it was known to cause sinking (weight feeling) in the inner body parts and diminish appetite. but you better not drink it

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[kimbykitten]

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my tiger the geographic center of California

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my elephant seal a spirit photograph

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my javalina the 1906 earthquake fence

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[wowwforever]

jake the dog has this

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[sacred-portal]