The Blood Ocean Splash Zone

Hello, you can call me Rabbit, Del, or Jonah. 30’s. it/its or they/them. aroace. embalmer. child of the moving road. ⨺⃝

[cplmerqury]

[marine-gifs]

A deep sea anglerfish. Filmed in the Pacific Ocean. From Into the Abyss: Worlds of the Deep - The Midnight Zone (2024).

[themonstrousother-moved]

Sketches by Shirley Jackson

[smoogieboogie]

Obsessed. Definitely won't use this at work though lol

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[fawnsweet-deactivated20140716]

[an-ruraiocht]

left a couple of used teabags in a little dish on the counter to dry out (to minimise bin juice in the compost bin) and also left the window open to cool the house down and in the morning found a free roaming snail on my kitchen counter who had apparently been eating the teabags because they had holes in and a big snail slime mark

i am not really sure if tea is good for snails

[elodieunderglass]

You're never gonna keep them down

[pedanther]

#highly caffeinated snail going faster but to a degree imperceptible to humans and mindblowing to fellow snails

[graveyardrabbit]

@beastliness

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[oneheadtoanother]

[graveyardrabbit]

[graveyardrabbit]

anyway. there’s still some daylight, I’ll be heading beach-ways if anyone needs me

[artssie]

Ophelia (b.1851-1905) by Constantin Meunier

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[graveyardrabbit]

my new spell Zone of Explosive Decompression is apparently…what was it…oh yes, “raising some ethical concerns”

[graveyardrabbit]

I was informed that using the phrasing “pop alveoli like cheap balloons” while describing my new spell was quote unquote “distressing”. which, well, that is certainly an opinion one could have.

[infected]

Calamita Cosmica by Gino De Dominicis, an Italian artist.

Photo taken by krisyx76 in Foligno, Italy.