Kim Jung Fun

There are many dictators in the world, Kim Jung Un is my favorite. Not far behind is the ambitious Donald J. Trump. Please visit: shitgibbonfiles.tumblr.com.

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"I'm looking for something musky. Something that says, 'Back off Yankee pig dog imperialist.' Also, I was told there'd be cake."

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A pleased Kim Jung Un drools with anticipation as he arrives at the Pyongyang All You Can Eat Pulled Pork Emporium.

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"I understand it's shampoo. All I'm saying is we could make it smell like a grilled cheese sandwich. People like the smell of grilled cheese sandwiches."

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"An Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips on the other side of the bay? Quick, to the Presidential dinghy," says an excited Kim Fatty the Third.

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"This is where we were planning a Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches but they don't toast their bread or do any substitutions."

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"I like this one. The insulated lining will keep my Monte Cristo sandwich warm. And it even has a side pocket for my Kit Kat bars."

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"I understand these are for water but is there any reason we couldn't fill them with melted cheese, or chocolate, or pureed Tater Tots?"

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"I think you didn't hear me. Because I see lots of apples. What I don't see are any AppleBee's Loaded Brisket Cheesy Enchiladas."

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Scienticians at Pyongyang Institute of Good Yankee Understanding present Kim Jung Un with life size replica of Donald Trump's brain.

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Emerging from the Happy Time Dispensary, Dear Leader is looking forward to getting baked and grinding on Taco Bell's new cheesy Steak Doubledillas.

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"When Angelina Jolie sees how much nitrous oxide I have, she will surely come to Pyongyang and join me for an AppleBees's BBQ Riblets Platter."

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"I've never see that done before. Wait, why is she holding an eggplant? Oh...."

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"The Louisiana Hot Rub Wings, with veggie sticks and extra blue cheese dressing. Last time they gave me ranch. Someone dies if they do that again."

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"Couches," says a laughing Kim Jung Un while watching the latest test missile launch, "we don't need no stinking couches."

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Kim Jung Un skips state dinner with Chinese diplomats so that he can give a warm Pyongyang welcome to its newest factory -- Totinos Pizza Rolls.

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At the Speech of Seven Microphones, Dear Leader issues WSA398/k: No Wing Stop order shall leave the premises until the bag is checked for Blue Cheese and Veggie Sticks.

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"Scott Baio."